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Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by mattzito on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @01:00PM (#6244973)
An acquaintance of mine applied for a product management job, did two interviews in NY that went fine, then was flown out to MTV for a series of interviews.

When this person got there, two of the people they were supposed to meet with were traveling on business and hadn't notified the recruiter. A third was out sick. The supposed-to-be fourth, now first interview walked into the room and said, "Look, I don't have any idea how to interview product managers, so I'm going to ask you calculus questions", and proceeded to start to write equations on the board. The fifth interview was the first and only that happened AND dealt with product management.

When they got back to NY, this person was notified that they'd been rejected, then notified this was a mistake and they'd have to come back to MTV to redo all of the interviews, including the two that had happened.

Obviously, at this point they told Google to go scratch and went on to do really good work elsewhere.

I've interviewed at and worked for a number very very large companies before, and none of them have been as disrespectful at interviewing and hiring as Google sounds from these stories.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by csbrooks on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:06PM (#6245432)
This made more sense after I figured out MTV was Mountain View, not Music Television. O_o
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by furconit on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:13PM (#6245481)
lol
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by washedup on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:17PM (#6245520)
I feel for your friend. I went through two phone interviews, flown to Mountain View for all day interviews, and was told by the team that they wanted to hire me, but first my candidate packet had to be reviewed by three different hiring committees. I made it through the first two, but in the third hiring committee I was turned down because my GPA was not at the new 3.7+ hiring guideline.

I was heartbroken, and I am sure other people have experienced the same thing.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by nilkn on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:25PM (#6245572)
I thought the GPA requirements were done away with a while ago?
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by VladRussian2 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:17PM (#6245922)
> three different hiring committees.

Hiring by committee :)

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by api on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:18PM (#6245928)
Same exact thing here. Overall the experience was okay, but I ended up getting mixed signals at the end. Yes? No? Huh?

Was never asked about GPA. I have no idea why the "no" in committee, but I get the impression that they approve more people than they hire. Moral of the story is probably that the initial approval is not a yes but it just means you passed the technical test.

I have mixed feelings. Would have been a cool place to work, but there are lots of alternatives.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by washedup on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:55PM (#6246491)
Yea, I agree with you. "Yes" to "you are able to work here" but no "you're hired!"

I don't care about it anymore, but 5 years ago when this was my first job prospect out of school, I was really excited.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by thetrb on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:09PM (#6245452)
And they can do all of that just because everybody still wants to work at Google. Let's say the have 100 applicants for a position, out of which 10 are qualified for it. Then they can still screw 9 of them and hire the one person that for one reason or the other had the luck of interviewing with the right people and talking to the right recruiters.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by ArekDymalski on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:25PM (#6245970)
Whenever a company shows a too-big-to-care-about-candidate-experience attitude it's a symptom of their weakness not power. It's the sad aspect of scaling the organization without establishing a strong culture.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by CamperBob2 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:18PM (#6246650)
Exactly. This entire thread is an illustration of why, out of all of the things that startup founders have to worry about, the fear of being outcompeted by a megacorporation (OMG! What if Google/Apple/Microsoft is working on the same thing we're working on?) should not be one of them.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by corresation on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:02PM (#6245834)
Many people don't want to work at Google.

Yes, they can fill their spots, but the reality is that hiring bullshit means that over time their candidate pool progressively filters to "the people who will put up with bullshit", and while it takes years to filter through, in the end you up becoming Microsoft.

There was a time when Microsoft was the bee's knees and was the elusive dream employer. Then they started various HR initiatives and it became a place that only a certain type of person wanted to work, and the result is the malaise and technology lack of leadership that Microsoft now evidences.

HR as a profession is often a scourge, and the more influence HR has at a company, the more inertia pushes towards decline.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by RougeFemme on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:35PM (#6246029)
I agree that HR is often a scourge. . .however, in my previous job I was elated with the way HR improved the hiring process in my department. First, they looked at the incredibly high - and quick - turnover in our department. They actually paid attention to the exit interviews/surveys. They told the management that people were leaving in droves because the jobs/roles/responsibilities/autonomy described during the interviews were radically different from what employees actually experienced - and employees were not happy about that. HR forced more "truth-in-advertising" and "truth-in-recruiting". HR forced them to include more SMEs in the process and to require that all of the interviewers - especially the non-SMEs and managers - to know best - or at least better - practices for interviewing. . .
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by Turing_Machine on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:04PM (#6246165)
"Person is willing to put up with nonsensical HR bullshit" and "person is a creative hacker" are damned near mutually exclusive.

Get your HR droids on a leash, folks, before they kill your company.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by eli_gottlieb on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @06:38PM (#6247060)
Ironically, Microsoft eventually got sued by employees a couple of times, cleaned up their "HR initiatives", and are now generally known as a fairly nice place to work, even when they're not cutting-edge.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by sounds on Wednesday August 21, 2013 @02:53AM (#6248607)
Microsoft is still doing stack ranking. I believe that was a major part of the HR scourge he was referring to
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by VLM on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:00PM (#6246533)
Balance... HR taking over is a disaster, but equally if sales takes over, or marketing takes over, or IT takes over, or engineering takes over...
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by sounds on Wednesday August 21, 2013 @02:52AM (#6248604)
Because if engineering takes over, you'll become like Google was before the Google+ initiative.

They were doing just fine making things like Google Reader.

I suppose now Google is more balanced and their stock is much more valuable but their long term direction has changed significantly. They can now be disrupted.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by kamaal on Wednesday August 21, 2013 @12:20AM (#6248154)
>>"the people who will put up with bullshit"

Isn't that the case already???

Most people joining big web giants I know are generally the kind of people who don't do any great real work but practice hours daily and spend insane amount of time on interview sites, take huge efforts in achieving expertise in one thing and one thing alone 'clearing interviews'.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:14PM (#6245488)
Ding! Google hires more people every week than were employed in total at the Series D startup I worked at before them.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by jrockway on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:51PM (#6245767)
I've interviewed at and worked for a number very very large companies before, and none of them have been as disrespectful at interviewing and hiring as Google sounds from these stories.

I'm not defending this practice at all, but I think I can understand it. It sounds like the typical problems involved in scheduling 10 people to all perform together at once. Nobody can prevent people from getting sick. Going out of town and missing an interview is pretty flaky, but it happens. You can look it as "Google is evil and wants to torture candidates" or "people are flaky".

It's certainly human nature to be bitter about someone fucking up an important day for you, but ultimately, bitterness gets you nothing. It's no problem if you want to complain to your friends or on HN, but why not come back for the second try? Your friend could have had another free trip to Mountain View to actually be interviewed properly, and maybe get the job he wanted. (They do pay pretty well at Google, after all; the interviews aren't for some volunteer position.)

(As for the calculus interview, that sounds like fair game. PMs are supposed to have some PM interviews and some SWE interviews, and math is a perfectly acceptable area to ask SWE candidates. It's not where I would spend my time, but that's part of the process that people hate; different interviewers have different preferred questions. I would probably have asked "how do you test that", which would probably raise a few eyebrows in a story like this too. But ultimately, having that understanding is something I value in future coworkers, so it's what I'd ask about in interviews.)

Finally, if you have any questions about the hiring process at all, feel free to send me an email, jrockway AT google.com. I'm not a recruiter, I'm a programmer who cares about making the process work, but I'll try to help you out!

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by oinksoft on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:02PM (#6245841)
You're focusing on the details. The huge, blaring point is that some person was flown across the country, probably took time off work, etc. for an interview that was utterly hopeless from the outset and thus pointless. It's Kafkaesque in its absurdity. Make no mistake, this sort of conduct is a black mark on Google.

Funny how the only people in this thread defending it are people currently employed by Google. The world viewed through Google Glasses sounds awfully distorted.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by chrisdone on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:10PM (#6246208)
> Going out of town and missing an interview is pretty flaky, but it happens.

Sorry, "it happens", is such a callous sentiment regarding someone's future. "We booked and agreed on a time and couldn't be bothered doing it and couldn't be bothered telling you, either" is outrageous.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by oinksoft on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:22PM (#6246287)
I think you meant to reply to parent.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by chrisdone on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:24PM (#6246296)
Sorry, you're right. I was nodding and agreeing with your comment when I wrote it. Oops.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by anon1385 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:34PM (#6246026)
It's interesting to see that the Google employees commenting in this thread are OK with people being treated this way. It reveals a lot about the culture. No wonder you fail so badly at customer service.

Maybe you have been at Google so long that you don't realise it, but this is not a normal or decent way to treat somebody. I can't think of anybody I know who would want to work there after going through that interview process even if they did get a job offer.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by jrockway on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:50PM (#6246097)
Please read my reply below. I'm personally not OK with screwing over candidates, but I can understand why fuckups happen from time to time.

If you're having problems with the process, never hesitate to send me an email. jrockway AT google.com.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by anon1385 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:07PM (#6246185)
This is not just a few fuckups though is it?

Interviewers not being on site I can see yes, that can happen and I agree we can attribute that to 'flakiness' if it's a one off. (Although I have to say I can't imagine it ever happening at anywhere I have ever worked, and I've worked in local government, a bumbling bureaucracy if ever there was one).

But failing to return calls just about every single time? Waiting months before getting back to tell somebody they progressed to the next stage or didn't make it? Having to call a friend at Google to find out if you passed the interview or not because they didn't bother to call back? Making snide remarks to the candidate? Just about every account in this thread reveals a similar story of waiting for months to get any reply, not getting replies, not being told how the interview went, not being told why they were turned down. That is systematic and reveals a hiring process that treats people like shit because you can get away with it.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by yapcguy on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @08:32PM (#6247489)
Bravo. Agree 100%.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by anewthrowaww on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:54PM (#6246117)
From my perspective, the naysayers (including you) are personifying google to make them look worse. Two interviewers leave on business trips without notice, and the people remaining scrambled to get something together. The system couldn't handle this exception, so everything got screwed up. It's not like they lead him on only to harass him.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by mikeash on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:58PM (#6246135)
Actually, no, it doesn't just happen that people go out of town and miss an interview. Not in normal places.

Now, let's say there was some royal but completely understandable cockup where this guy completely spaced that this day was the interview or whatever. Fine. Where was the recruiter in this? Who was in charge of the process, and why didn't they realize that an interviewer was unavailable sometime in advance?

If I get an interview with a company and then just neglect to show up, odds are they will not give me a second chance unless I had a good reason, something more than just "I forgot". Why should things be any different if the roles are reversed?

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by smsm42 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @09:00PM (#6247568)
Exactly. The job of the recruiter is to send - days in advance - invites to everybody involved, ensure they are not busy and they affirmatively accepted the invite. Even if somebody doesn't keep one's calendar up to date - if invite wasn't confirmed the recruiter should have known and should have done something about it. Looks like serious quality problems in that department in Google.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by x0x0 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:02PM (#6245835)
you say flaky, I say assholes who don't respect others' time. And way to move the goalposts re: your friend would be happy comment. I think what would have made his friend happy is to be treated with respect. Similarly with your bitterness comment; it's not bitter, it's letting the world know you and your colleagues believe it's right to treat people this way (because if you all didn't think this was ok, then you wouldn't do it).
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by jrockway on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:45PM (#6246084)
I'm not defending the hiring practices at all; on some level, we lose out on a lot of qualified candidates who would do great work and would be great to work with. I'm not a recruiter, but I try to help out however I can; people on HN regularly email me asking for advice, or to ping their recruiter, and so on, and I'm happy to do this. I want to work with you, and I don't want the intrinsic flakiness of people to adversely affect your experience. But ultimately, I can't control other people, I can only control myself.

All my other comment is saying is how to think about the problem from another perspective. You have a lot to offer Google, but Google is not exactly coming up empty on its end. Therefore, I think it makes sense to cut Google some slack. But if you don't, that's your prerogative. I personally don't aim for 100% perfection 100% of the time, but some people do, and that is respectable.

(Oh, and I don't think complaining about the interview on your blog is bad at all. What's "bitter" is refusing to come back for a second try, even though you still are kind of interested in working at Google.)

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by jsnell on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:02PM (#6246154)
You described it as a "free trip to MTV" as if it were some kind of a perk. It's wasting two days of somebody's time, and apparently showing no remorse. At that point the ball should have been clearly in Google's court, surely they could have figured out a less painful way of gathering any extra data they needed. I mean, the guy was in NYC! It should have been trivial.

It's well known both inside Google and outside it that many parts of the hiring process are badly broken. Suggesting that people should just grin and bear such abuse just means the process will never get fixed. While if people just stopped the process if it got silly enough, somebody's bonus would be in sufficient jeopardy to cause some action.

(When I worked at Google I never referred any friends unless they asked me to -- the chance of them having a bad experience was just too high. And recruiters were always pretending to be shocked that anyone could think the process wasn't working properly.)

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by paganel on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:58PM (#6246513)
> As for the calculus interview, that sounds like fair game. PMs are supposed to have some PM interviews and some SWE interviews, and math is a perfectly acceptable area to ask SWE candidates

I upvoted you because it's not fair to down-vote people who are on topic, but you're not correct when you assume that of all things calculus (!?) should have anything to do with hiring a PM.

I honestly fail to see how solving some Cauchy sequence-related stuff 10+ years after you finished your studies has anything to do with managing a bunch of programmers. And I'm not saying this as an I-hate-maths guy, in fact the only A+ I got in college was in calculus, but were I to be given such a question during an interview I would have just left.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by jrockway on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:29PM (#6246705)
managing a bunch of programmers

The OP says his friend was interviewing for "product manager", which is not that. Product management is basically coming up with ideas for new products and seeing them through to the end. That includes helping design the actual computer program, which is why they ask software engineering questions.

(There are a ton of jobs called "PM", but they're all very different. None of them manage engineers, though, that's just "Manager" or "TLM".)

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by RogerL on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @06:50PM (#6247111)
Which requires calculus how?
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by bubbleRefuge on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @07:43PM (#6247335)
Sorry to barge in, my guess is that Google looks for the best of the best with a slant toward academia. So maybe a PM from a top notch b-school knows his calculus?
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by RogerL on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @09:03PM (#6247577)
That does seem to be their line of thought in most things, but in what universe is calculus in any way a measure of your ability to manage a product, even as a proxy? It's barking mad. I could be great at calculus but terrible as a PM, I could be a great PM yet terrible at math, and so on. I can see the point if I was applying to be PM for Mathcad or the like, but otherwise....

Working in this industry is just distressing. There are so many really clever people in this industry that cannot reason in any practical way (absolutely not calling you out, bubbleRefuge!!!) I work with a team that cannot figure source control out. People ask interview questions which a seconds introspection reveals will not measure real world performance. It goes on and on.

Sorry. I think I just realized I need a vacation. I deleted a much longer string of absurdities at the end of the paragraph above. My non-ranty point is that clever!=smart, and clever != job performance. Google has admitted in the press that their recommendations from interviews perform no better than chance. I don't get why that was hard to forsee. If you aren't measuring what you are trying to assess, chances are your results will be noise. "I wonder if this person is creative and can think up new product ideas. How will I determine that? Think, Roger, think. I know, I guess I'll ask him the math behind Cauchy distributions, and follow up with a problem in Hilbert space. That makes sense!" ;)

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by bubbleRefuge on Wednesday August 21, 2013 @01:37PM (#6251987)
Roge, you are a 100% right. It all begs the question, why are we so obsessed with working at big box companies? The reason this inefficiency in hiring exists is because Google can get away with it. If the short-term survival of G's business depended on hiring, they would have to do a better job.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by kamaal on Wednesday August 21, 2013 @12:16AM (#6248132)
>>As for the calculus interview, that sounds like fair game. PMs are supposed to have some PM interviews and some SWE interviews, and math is a perfectly acceptable area to ask SWE candidates.

Lets leave the managers alone for a while.

When exactly was the last time, you as a programmer used 'calculus' while writing programs.

Your statement shows everything wrong with hiring programmers these days. Which is to demand expertise in totally irrelevant areas, and when the persons fails to the test declare him incapable of doing his actual job.

And then when you hire people experts in irrelevant areas not being able to do the job, start complaining that good programmers are difficult to hire.

How will we find good programmers when we are not even looking out for them?

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by mattzito on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @07:00PM (#6247146)
Well, it's nice to hear from someone trying to defend the logic. Again, this wasn't my experience, so I can't assign motive to anything like that, but let me try to add a little context:

I'm not defending this practice at all, but I think I can understand it. It sounds like the typical problems involved in scheduling 10 people to all perform together at once. Nobody can prevent people from getting sick. Going out of town and missing an interview is pretty flaky, but it happens.

Except it doesn't at other companies. Or if it does, it's corrected before a candidate shows up at the door. In other words, you value a candidate's time. I interview people all the time, and if I have business travel come up, I look at my calendar and make damn sure I don't have any interviews when I'll be out of the office (and if I do, I reschedule. If an emergency happens, I get someone equally qualified to cover). Heck, I even send personal apology emails when I have to reschedule phone screens.

You know why? Because it's polite.

It's certainly human nature to be bitter about someone fucking up an important day for you, but ultimately, bitterness gets you nothing. It's no problem if you want to complain to your friends or on HN, but why not come back for the second try?

Again, I can't ascribe motive to someone else's actions, but it's because it's disrespectful. It's not like, btw, google was apologetic, or said, "You know what, let's do these next round of interviews over video chat", or "We're going to make this up to you in some way". If I recall these events correctly, it was, "Sorry, you didn't get the job because you didn't do well in your interviews". Then a few hours later, "Oh no, wait, you have to do them all again". That's just disrespectful.

Your friend could have had another free trip to Mountain View to actually be interviewed properly, and maybe get the job he wanted.

Who wants a free trip to mountain view? Bear in mind, this isn't a college grad who is just excited to get to go to california, this was someone who was already an experienced product management executive in a leadership position at a middling-size startup. Going out to mountain view messes with their schedule and their work, and again, it's disrespectful.

As for the calculus interview, that sounds like fair game. PMs are supposed to have some PM interviews and some SWE interviews, and math is a perfectly acceptable area to ask SWE candidates.

If the questions had been in the technical area in question, even from a software engineering perspective, I'd be in agreement. But arbitrary knowledge of calculus seems unkind and unnecessary. That's clearly a style preference, though, as you say.

The point I'm generally trying to make isn't about my friend's experience exactly, it's just to add on to what many many people here have said: that google as an organization may treat employees very very well, but treat candidates very poorly.

Coordinating interviews really isn't that hard. Tracking candidate progress isn't that hard. And when you as an employer screw up, picking up the phone and making an apology isn't that hard. Failing at all three shows a fundamental lack of respect for the people you're hiring. You can't just say, "The system is broken".

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @01:48PM (#6245316)
It's not any better if you get hired.

Google recruiters will tell you whatever you want to hear, including things that are not necessarily true. I was assured that a minor issue in my background would not be an issue multiple times (I have email proving this), then Google hired me and let me work for more than two months. I got comfortable, I moved to Mountain View, began real honest work and set about making an impact.

One Monday, I had just finished a feature for an internal monitoring tool and was discussing it with a teammate. HR scheduled a meeting 30 minutes in the future on my calendar, then informed me that my employment had been terminated because of the issue in my background. You remember, the one I disclosed and discussed repeatedly during the hiring process, before I even signed the offer. Two people in upper management at Google who had never met me fired me because of something seven years in my background, two months after hiring me with the assurance that it wouldn't be a problem.

I bet my teammate wonders where I went. I didn't get a chance to explain because they threatened me if I told anybody on my team what happened while I was collecting my things. The same woman had a hearty laugh earlier in the firing meeting after joking, "I bet you didn't expect your afternoon to go like this, huh?" Felt like I was back in grade school.

Two weeks after firing me, a Google recruiting coordinator attempted to connect with me on LinkedIn. Read into a company's competence what you will based on that.

I can never, ever recommend that anybody subject themselves to working at Google based on my experience. And that's even before discovering the absolutely clueless direction that company is taking. You think G+ is annoying now? Just wait.

The real victim in this is my family. I've never subjected them to no insurance coverage in my career. Thanks, Google.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by bradleyjg on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:20PM (#6245542)
You may have a legal case for moving expenses and lost wages. Something along the lines of fraudulent inducement -- especially in California. I'd talk to an employment lawyer if I were you.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:26PM (#6245584)
And blacklist myself entirely from this career? This throwaway comment is pushing it already in terms of burning bridges, not to mention getting fired from Google itself after my extended network congratulated me on the position. Who, in this incestuous valley, would hire the guy that sued Google for an employment issue?

I've seen it happen, no way. Right to work, too, sigh.

To be clear I moved from the Oakland area down here, so it's not like I came here from Cleveland. Also, I have no ill will for Google and just hope I can move on with my life, while warning people what they're getting into.

I've dreamed of working at Google since I was a teenager. Finally my career trajectory lined up and I got there. Then I have to come to terms with my dream company acting like an incompetent fast food chain in terms of HR. Tough enough without a lawsuit.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by jfarmer on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:17PM (#6245925)
No, any settlement would almost certainly include a mutual non-disclosure agreement and mutual non-disparagement agreement. Complaining about it here makes it more difficult to get those, though, and any settlement in general.

Moreover, that's not how it works in SV. Assuming you do good work, nobody will care if you sued Google and settled except perhaps Google. I know plenty of engineers who were fired from companies like Facebook and Twitter for perfectly legitimate reasons and are now working at similarly-awesome companies as engineers. And this is a situation where the termination was 100% warranted and broadly known in "the incestuous Valley."

I would have fired them had they done the same and I would have also hired them at another company, assuming they learned their lesson and otherwise seemed like people with integrity.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:38PM (#6246390)
I appreciate your thoughts and haven't taken them lightly.

That's the thing, is this stupid college mistake on my record undermines my integrity. Never mind that I've been employed at multiple companies and been trusted with user data far and beyond what Google would ever trust me with.

I would have hoped that after a five year history in this industry, I would have demonstrated some integrity. Not even my character references, who will happily vouch for my integrity, can sway these people.

Remember folks, HR is not your advocate. They are risk mitigation.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by jfarmer on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:09PM (#6246589)
It sounds like you've decided your rejection is fait accompli. I don't think that's the case, but I'm not here to convince you otherwise. Good luck!
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:19PM (#6246655)
No, I have irons in the fire. I won't deny that it got me down, and I know that's coming across.

Thank you for the support, I really appreciate it.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by jfarmer on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:48PM (#6246811)
Ok, well, here's how I'd approach it. There are three classes of companies: those that will ding you for your past, those that don't care about your past, and those that will embrace your past.

One strategy is to try to hide your past, figuring it won't hurt you with the latter two and might incrementally help you with the former. I wouldn't adopt this strategy.

Instead, assuming it truly is "minor," I'd own it. Write a blog post about how your past has made it harder for you to find work. Talk about what you did, specifically, and all your feelings about it then and now.

Don't name names of companies, but perhaps share some (anonymized) stories. Whatever you do, it can't sound like sour grapes. You have to be magnanimous to the last drop. You have to swallow every last bite of indignation you have. You need to say and believe things like, "If I'm honest with myself, I can understand why Company X made the decision they did even if I felt they handled it inappropriately and ultimately made the wrong decision for the wrong reason."

Try to tie it into a larger story, perhaps raising questions about whether the tech world is really a meritocracy, e.g., "Silicon Valley is a Meritocracy, Unless You Broke the Law as a Kid." Maybe try to reach out to other folks who have had similar experiences, e.g., "Are you an engineer whose past makes it hard for you to find work? You're not alone."

The response on this thread alone should be good enough evidence that folks would be interested in the story.

This will do a few things. First, it gets you exposure. Second, it immediately gets the attention of folks in the neutral and positive camps. The former will go, "WTF? We don't care about this. How stupid of people to reject a candidate for those reasons; let's interview him." The latter will go, "Holy shit! This is our kind of guy; let's interview him!"

You have nothing to lose, really, because this information is going to come out over the course of any interview no matter what. Turn it into your armor rather than resign yourself to having a sword in your belly.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:52PM (#6246830)
I'm toeing the water here anonymously, if it's not obvious, and have thought of that precise thing. Perhaps a mailing list or advocacy group of engineers with problematic backgrounds, and assistance to companies that don't deal with this often.

This is a community of hackers in both senses of the word. Computer Tampering is a felony on the same level as manslaughter in one place I've lived. I like your thinking.

I've also e-mailed you, and appreciate your advice, yet again.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by foobarbazqux on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:46PM (#6246794)
It may be worth a free half-hour conversation with a lawyer about whatever is on your record, even if you don't want to sue. Maybe they can make it go away.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by ScottBurson on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:50PM (#6245755)
If you have the evidence you say you have, I'd bet a good attorney could get mid-five figures out of them along with an agreement not to disclose the settlement.

I don't see what harm there would be in getting a professional opinion, anyway.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by ufmace on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:33PM (#6246723)
I've never been in the GP's position, but my thoughts on such things have always been that there's usually not much point in suing your current or former employer, barring something really extreme that somehow cost you 6 figures or more. The only real upside to it is a one-time payment of a few tens of thousands, which sounds like a few months of salary at any company in the industry. Why spend the time with lawyers and courts and risk possible future issues with then and other companies for that? You're probably better off in the long run to just forget about it and spend your time getting a job at a more sane company.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:38PM (#6246753)
That's my thoughts, as well, particularly with California's architecture of at-will employment and the language that Google inserts into their offers.

It's just not worth it, and they know that, which is why they treated me like shit.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by FreakLegion on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:59PM (#6245817)
>Who, in this incestuous valley, would hire the guy that sued Google for an employment issue?

I would. Unfortunately I'm up north in Sacramento. I don't know how long ago your ordeal was, what your situation is now, or your engineering background, but feel free to ping me.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:39PM (#6246394)
I'm flattered. Thank you.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by Domenic_S on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:51PM (#6245766)
You mean at-will, not right to work.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by bradleyjg on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:38PM (#6245681)
Fair enough. Best of luck.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:39PM (#6246761)
Thank you.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by zorpner on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:19PM (#6245939)
Appalling behavior on Google's part. Amazingly, I know two other people to whom this exact thing has happened (neither of which are you based on details in your story). One was so determined to work for Google that she reapplied after getting the incident expunged from her record (and got rehired -- based on their hiring practices who knows if they had any idea she was the same person).

I'm moving out to the Bay Area next year (for non-work-related reasons) and while I hear plenty of good things about working for Google, I would never do it. For me personally, choosing to work for them would be an implicit endorsement of their hiring/personnel/privacy/politcal practices, which I can't abide.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by doktrin on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:24PM (#6245967)
If you're at liberty to share : did your acquaintances also disclose the incidents during the hiring process, only to be terminated randomly once employed? If so, that is utterly appalling.

Bad enough that it should happen once (to the parent), but repeated incidents would point to some gross organizational dysfunction.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by zorpner on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:34PM (#6246024)
One of them did, I know, unsure on the other. I'll inquire to see if they're interested in providing that information or joining this discussion.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by zorpner on Friday August 23, 2013 @01:56AM (#6261934)
I heard back -- the incident in question for the other person occurred as a minor, so they could have it removed from their record, but had not yet done so. They explained this to the recruiter (a Google employee), who told them it would not be a problem, and so they didn't get it removed. Then they lost their job. Grotesque.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:42PM (#6246413)
I asked the HR Manager point blank if Google made a mistake here, waiting two months to act upon information available to them before they extended me an offer. She countered that I was the one who had made the mistake in 2007.

I served my probation sentence and am beyond tired of being punished for the same thing. If hiring people are reading this and understanding just that last sentence that I typed, then I'm happy.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by bubbleRefuge on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @07:30PM (#6247284)
Sue them on grounds that their negligence caused irreparable damage to your future earning prospects. Settle for a hundreds of K's. Use the money to launch a contracting career. Incorporate, do C2C contracts. Background checks are uncommon. Been at it for 2 years now and love it.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by csbrooks on Wednesday August 21, 2013 @09:55AM (#6250261)
I suspect that having sued a previous employer might block off more future employment opportunities than a conviction record.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by justathoughtt on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @06:08PM (#6246922)
This. It's crazy, but criminal record can make or break us white collar workers. It's sad that people and corporations don't have a forgive and forget mentality towards convicts. I think that the only way out is to be your own boss. When people buy a product (software or better yet hardware) they are much more removed from the people producing it. I'd be interested in how you are handling all this. And how common you think this situation is among white collars. Good luck in your future.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway1927 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:33PM (#6246350)
This isn't the first I've heard of extreme and unconventional background check requirements in Google hiring. Has anyone determined what does and does not get you blacklisted?
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by smsm42 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @06:51PM (#6247117)
I wouldn't want to work in a company where people just disappear and nobody is allowed to talk about what happened. That sounds a bit too dystopian for me.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @09:34PM (#6247668)
I assume, and hope, the manager emailed the team after I was walked. If not, I would agree.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by nitid_name on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:02PM (#6245394)
What sort of background thing are you talking about?

Criminal? Civil?

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @02:05PM (#6245427)
Criminal, and that is the extent that I will follow up. I will also reiterate "minor".
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by WalterBright on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:06PM (#6245861)
I'm sad that that's the way things are. I think that once someone has paid their debt to society through the justice system, that this should be acceptable to society.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by pasbesoin on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @03:34PM (#6246025)
Another incident demonstrating that "the system" (more than just the criminal justice system, as it extends to subsequent civil and commercial life) is neither about justice nor about rehabilitation.

A further corruption: I've read that, even when there is a will to "take a chance" (aka employ and treat as a member of society) people with a criminal record, businesses can face obstacles -- sometimes insurmountable, for a smaller business -- to do so. One particular one: Insurance companies audit for such employees, and either cancel insurance or raise it to unaffordable rates.

America: Land of hypocrisy.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by paganel on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:47PM (#6246448)
> One particular one: Insurance companies audit for such employees, and either cancel insurance or raise it to unaffordable rates.

Never been to the States, but shouldn't there be a law against this?

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:26PM (#6246694)
No, there isn't. Convicts are one of the last remaining class of people not protected by law. Every time any effort begins to make convicted folks a protected class, it makes politicians appear weak on crime and is quickly silenced.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by sounds on Wednesday August 21, 2013 @02:46AM (#6248585)
For people who live outside the US, you may want to consider that "convicts" include random drug testing (medical marijuana, poppy seeds testing positive for opium, alcohol/diabetes issues, HIV) – and of course, sexual preference.

Yes, there are laws and court cases that should change the outcome, but that means a lawsuit.

In other words, US employment frequently comes with a lot of implicit assumptions about your lifestyle.

Edit to add: fortunately random drug tests aren't very common in the tech industry.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by ufmace on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:38PM (#6246756)
That's what really bothers me about the legal system in this country. Any brush at all with the legal system, no matter what it was, how minor it was, whether you were actually guilty or innocent, or what you say about it now, gets you blacklisted in a huge swath of the professional industry.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by mzs on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:24PM (#6246685)
Sorry. Does google do something like a 6mo probationary period? Did yo have to return things like signing bonus or relocation expenses provided by google? Did they offer some settlement?
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:27PM (#6246699)
No, you are a full-time employee from day one. I received neither, and no, I was not offered any severance, concession, or consideration, though I asked.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by ok_craig on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:55PM (#6246488)
It may have been a good idea to try to get them to acknowledge your prior issue as insufficient grounds for firing in your contract.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @05:36PM (#6246742)
I am requesting this with the companies currently courting me for employment, and have made clear what happened at Google to each of them. I have found other companies' recruiters to be extremely sympathetic and willing to adopt a nontraditional "let's get the legal review out of the way first" hiring approach with me.
Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by seiji on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:36PM (#6246374)
You think G+ is annoying now? Just wait.

I'd love to hear what else you can dish about that.

Re:A Wretched Google Interview Experience by throwaway86 on Tuesday August 20, 2013 @04:45PM (#6246430)
I signed a nondisclosure agreement and upholding it is part of my demonstration of integrity. I would never go back on an agreement that I signed, and were the legal framework not in place anyway, I'm not a "fuck me? Well fuck you" sort of person. I only mentioned it at all because most of those motions have been expressed publicly.

The direction is folly. I'll just say that.