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Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by kryten on Friday June 14, 2013 @07:19AM (#5879272)
He'll be fine if he can get to the Ecuadorian Embassy quick enough :)

I live in the UK and am utterly disgusted at the pieces of shit that act in our name.

You can't vote them out as it's a bipartisan system with two sets of the same ideals.

You can't revolt because everyone is too busy staring at Simon Cowel's nefarious trash pumped through our telescreens.

You can't speak up because it's illegal.

Sit, obey, conform.

Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by znowi on Friday June 14, 2013 @08:45AM (#5879561)
Funny, it sounds very similar to the US :) I wonder why :)
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by kryten on Friday June 14, 2013 @09:21AM (#5879729)
Well same turd, rolled in different glitter to be honest.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by ameen on Friday June 14, 2013 @08:12AM (#5879440)
That cracked me up. Is Assange expected to die in that embassy?
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by kryten on Friday June 14, 2013 @08:30AM (#5879502)
At the moment, yes. His only other options are:

1. Get from the building to a diplomatically immune car and out of the EU. Not going to happen: the fuzz will snag him the moment he steps out of the door.

2. Wait for a politically sympathetic party is voted in and the extradition rules are changed. Not going to happen: people are too stupid to vote for anything other than "the big two" and if they did, they won't change policy or America will go all "Fuck Yeah" on our arses.

3. Wait for the whole thing to be uncovered publicly as a fucking massive international political scam and he is pardoned.

4. Hope that Kurzweil was right, upload his conscious mind to a machine with OpenSSH and SCP himself overseas.

I reckon (3) is most likely.

Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by aptwebapps on Friday June 14, 2013 @08:52AM (#5879589)
I'd add:

5. He finally gets stir crazy enough to attempt to sneak out and gets collared or just decides to take his chances in Sweden.

6. Ecuador gets sick of him and kicks him out (maybe after a change of leadership).

And I think 5 is likelier than 3.

Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by potatolicious on Friday June 14, 2013 @10:02AM (#5879944)
I feel like 6 is likely to happen before anything else. His presence is a net negative for Ecuador, I can't see it being very popular that they have a highly wanted individual hanging around the house all day.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by gaius on Friday June 14, 2013 @03:08PM (#5881807)
Swedish jails are actually very humane; the irony is he would have gotten more sunlight, fresh air, exercise and probably better food too, if he had just surrendered a year ago.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by kryten on Friday June 14, 2013 @03:14PM (#5881842)
Until they extradite him to the US that is...
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by gaius on Friday June 14, 2013 @03:25PM (#5881906)
Would be a breach of EU law if they did - as he was extradited from the UK, he has to be returned to the UK. And if the UK was going to extradite him, why would he be so keen on staying here?
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by aptwebapps on Saturday June 15, 2013 @05:40AM (#5884605)
As far as extradition goes, he's technically in Ecuador right now, not the UK. If he were, he'd be gone already ;)
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by tjmc on Friday June 14, 2013 @09:13AM (#5879684)
What about the old magicians trick where 100 people walk in, put on Guy Fawkes masks, then all leave at once in different directions?!

I for one hope he gets to take a senate seat in Australia. Under the rules of parliamentary privilege you can say anything in the chamber without risk of prosecution. Imagine he'd have a bit to say...

Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by gaius on Friday June 14, 2013 @03:13PM (#5881836)
I don't know what you're imagining the Ecuadorean embassy to be, but it's actually just a large-ish apartment in a normal apartment building. There aren't that many doors, probably only a front door and a fire escape. And from the photos, I don't think they're on the ground floor either, so they can't even tunnel out...

That's one of the reasons they want rid of him - they didn't have much space to start with.

Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by kryten on Friday June 14, 2013 @09:19AM (#5879721)
They invented the machine gun for such circumstances.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by gexla on Friday June 14, 2013 @12:48PM (#5880899)
5. They get so sick of sharing that place with him that they appoint him ambassador to the UK for life and the rest of the staff bails.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by grecy on Friday June 14, 2013 @01:05PM (#5881022)
If the powers that be get desperate enough they'll just burn down the embassy, forcing him to come out.

It will be an "accidental" gas leak or some such.

Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by doe88 on Friday June 14, 2013 @08:48AM (#5879573)
(related) since he's been confined in this place I was wondering what happens if he must see a dentist or receive some emergency medical cares? It's better than gitmo but it's no paradise either.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by nly on Friday June 14, 2013 @09:14AM (#5879687)
Pay someone enough and they'll come to you.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by theklub on Friday June 14, 2013 @08:35AM (#5879515)
I came up with a crazy idea this morning for an internet based political party that allows its members to vote on all ideas and actions the party will take. I think now is the time for something like this. We need to make it happen.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by Jenk on Friday June 14, 2013 @09:48AM (#5879858)
Be careful on what you wish for.

"The strongest argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter." Winston Churchill.

Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by kryten on Friday June 14, 2013 @10:20AM (#5880044)
Perhaps we should give people a proportional vote weighted by their intelligence?
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by alexjeffrey on Friday June 14, 2013 @11:06AM (#5880306)
that sounds like a formula for a true intellectually elitist society. The people's opinions should be heard equally if at all.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by kryten on Friday June 14, 2013 @11:35AM (#5880477)
My point entirely. There was a degree of sarcasm in it.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by kryten on Friday June 14, 2013 @08:42AM (#5879552)
Could be right.

If you could text your vote in, most of the UK could even manage to have an opinion between the adverts in the X-Factor and their next cigarette.

Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by nly on Friday June 14, 2013 @09:11AM (#5879673)
Good distributed voting at scale is still an unsolved problem. Well, it is if you care about both the integrity of the vote and voter privacy.
Re:Snowden banned from flying to UK by jpatokal on Friday June 14, 2013 @09:03AM (#5879636)
The Pirate Party has been there and is doing that: http://liquidfeedback.org/mission/