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Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by zmgsabst on Friday November 13, 2026 @01:31AM (#50479195)
People are questioning if the affairs being pressured now are a form of parallel construction:

US IC knows he knew, but cannot disclose the means at trial, so they’re doing this to remove him from NVidia.

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by chasil on Friday November 13, 2026 @02:00AM (#50479417)
I will admit, that does sound plausible.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by vasco on Friday November 13, 2026 @02:33AM (#50479667)
This is the likeliest explanation. The reason might be another but this is clearly him being put aside without having to do it right.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by estearum on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:24AM (#50481284)
Drats if only the weasely SEE EYE AYE didn’t force him to sleep with a (potential) foreign agent and then also sleep with a bunch of subordinates :(

Such cunning, making such a poor helpless man succumb to such obviously completely 100% fireable offenses.

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by thaumasiotes on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:32AM (#50481405)
> Drats if only the weasely SEE EYE AYE didn’t force him to sleep with a (potential) foreign agent

You know that AYE rhymes with EYE, right?

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by estearum on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:39AM (#50481481)
Yes but I couldn’t figure out a better way to write it. Any suggestions? “Eh” doesn’t sound right either.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by sobiolite on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:15AM (#50481887)
Ay
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by fuzztester on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:37AM (#50482074)
AI
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by jfengel on Friday November 13, 2026 @07:44AM (#50482715)
EIGH?
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by estearum on Friday November 13, 2026 @07:47AM (#50482752)
Okay winner so far but boy would that be confusing for an English second-language speaker!
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by muestramuertos on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:51AM (#50483484)
AYYY
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by zakki on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:06AM (#50482970)
Ah, you meant CIA.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by K0balt on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:24AM (#50481961)
It seems fairly clear to me that this is the case. His misstep was political in nature, I think , or maybe the Chinese chip wagon train. But the affairs are neither relevant nor noteworthy except as an excuse for the resignation. NVIDIA is a strategic national asset at this point.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by bbor on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:37AM (#50482084)
You’re disagreeing with the person you’re responding to, btw.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by K0balt on Friday November 13, 2026 @07:56AM (#50482849)
Huh, it seems I’m agreeing with them to me? Am I losing it, at long last? Op says the affairs are parallel construction and I’m saying that I doubt that the affairs are the base motivation?
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by cwnyth on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:19AM (#50483114)
Yeah, I don't see the disagreement either.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by actionfromafar on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:52AM (#50483501)
This is a high dimensional space :)

A: legality

B: morality

C: what the political power wants

D: what shareholders wants

E: what the "CIA" wants, which is influenced by A, B and C, and D but its own thing

...

Z: business consequences, the sum of all of the above

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by b112 on Friday November 13, 2026 @09:57AM (#50484484)
An alternate could be, that the entire goal of all of this was because the Chinese government wanted to remove a highly effective CEO, from producing what is now a worldwide grip on top level AI compute power.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by K0balt on Friday November 13, 2026 @11:54AM (#50486231)
That’s a possibility as well.