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Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by vasco on Friday November 13, 2026 @02:33AM (#50479667)
This is the likeliest explanation. The reason might be another but this is clearly him being put aside without having to do it right.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by estearum on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:24AM (#50481284)
Drats if only the weasely SEE EYE AYE didn’t force him to sleep with a (potential) foreign agent and then also sleep with a bunch of subordinates :(

Such cunning, making such a poor helpless man succumb to such obviously completely 100% fireable offenses.

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by thaumasiotes on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:32AM (#50481405)
> Drats if only the weasely SEE EYE AYE didn’t force him to sleep with a (potential) foreign agent

You know that AYE rhymes with EYE, right?

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by estearum on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:39AM (#50481481)
Yes but I couldn’t figure out a better way to write it. Any suggestions? “Eh” doesn’t sound right either.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by sobiolite on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:15AM (#50481887)
Ay
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by fuzztester on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:37AM (#50482074)
AI
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by jfengel on Friday November 13, 2026 @07:44AM (#50482715)
EIGH?
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by estearum on Friday November 13, 2026 @07:47AM (#50482752)
Okay winner so far but boy would that be confusing for an English second-language speaker!
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by muestramuertos on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:51AM (#50483484)
AYYY
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by zakki on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:06AM (#50482970)
Ah, you meant CIA.