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Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by drivingmenuts on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:40PM (#50477416)
Well, at least two people liked him.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by 00deadbeef on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:49PM (#50477474)
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by kikokikokiko on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:58PM (#50477575)
At least the more women that appears the less any single one of them can feel guilty of shareholder value destruction. At the beginning it was all on the shoulders of Alice, the poor girl, hundreds and hundreds of billions of guilt, now it must be on double digits already, way more manageable.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by nozzlegear on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:54PM (#50478060)
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Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by raddan on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:14PM (#50477711)
Finally, a Polymarket bet I can get behind!

https://polymarket.com/event/how-many-jensen-huang-affairs-w...

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by consensus1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:49PM (#50477475)
At least one. Honeypots aren't in it for that.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by 16bitvoid on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:57PM (#50477563)
I think that was the joke, since there were three affairs, two of them being employees.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by paulryanrogers on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:32AM (#50483242)
Subordinates don't always say yes to an affair enthusiastically. They may feel they have no choice with their livelihood and future well being on the line.