Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by fyrabanks on Thursday November 12, 2026 @05:32PM
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i agree with everything you said here except the last part.
lots of nines means not having significant downtime. we passed 99.99% hours ago, and we're on the way to 99.9%
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by codingdave on Thursday November 12, 2026 @06:49PM
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No, lots of nines means they have SLAs of no significant downtime. It does not guarantee that the SLAs can never be missed, just that there will be consequences when it is missed. Lawyers and accountants and sales folks will sort out the compensation payments that come back to the customers and try to negotiate relationships back to a healthy state.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by NLips on Friday November 13, 2026 @03:07AM
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That’s purely a choice by those claiming the nines. I’ve worked in companies selling software with more than 6 nines uptime (so that we can be more confident about the 5 nines). Not 4 nines uptime plus some money back for the other one.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by ifwinterco on Thursday November 12, 2026 @05:38PM
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Stuff happens and things break everywhere but right now at Microsoft they break badly and often, that points to actual issues.
Almost certainly not the fault of individual people, it's a management failure of course
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by NetMageSCW on Friday November 13, 2026 @03:03PM
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When was the last major M365 outage?
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by zmgsabst on Thursday November 12, 2026 @06:03PM
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There are lots of talented amateurs. What separates professionals is standards, quality, teamwork, etc.
I agree there are many talented people at Microsoft, but I don’t see the professionalism in this incident.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by eddythompson80 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @06:11PM
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Individual talent is irrelevant when you have a company culture that rewards the opposite of that. Any talented person working at Microsoft knows that they are dealing with structural problem that force MS products to be massive piles of shit. There isn't much an talented individual can do about that.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by hyperhello on Thursday November 12, 2026 @08:04PM
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An organization can become fundamentally opposed to the purpose for which it was created. Organizations simply don't follow the same laws as the individuals inside it do. A company can be made of geniuses and be totally ineffective; it can be full of talented go-getters and be completely unable to fix problems.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by buttslut5099 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:26PM
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Satya sock account found
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by gred on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:56PM
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ButtSlut5099, the finest detective since Sherlock Moans.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by mook on Friday November 13, 2026 @02:11AM
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I realize I'm responding to somebody who isn't paying much effort, but still…
Isn't that comment saying the direct opposite? If it's a cultural problem, its precisely Satya's fault for not fixing it; that's the executives' job.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by eddythompson80 on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:38AM
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I was confused too, but I said hey, it's probably typical buttslut5099
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by sznio on Friday November 13, 2026 @04:33AM
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the rot happens from the top
and at the top is an indian
and thus, the indian failure mode commences.
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Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by MonkeyClub on Friday November 13, 2026 @07:20AM
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Bit racist, don’t you think?
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by eddythompson80 on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:08AM
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a bit?
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by imglorp on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:28PM
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The enshitification of Windows was not technical incompetence; it was intentional product direction.
They transformed Windows from a useful OS to a banal surveillance and advertising platform.
Re:Outlook is down, and so is Microsoft's status page
by TheOtherHobbes on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:55PM
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Microsoft's superpower has always been hiring smart people and making them work under dumb management to create flimsy, mediocre outcomes.
You know a lot of talented people who work there also post here, and it's not fair to insinuate that they aren't talented because some vastly complex system somewhere in the world had a bad day.
Stuff happens, things break. That's why lots of nines cost a lot of money. It doesn't automatically mean that anyone is incompetent.