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Re:In Memoriam: Tim Peters 1952–2026 by Buttons840 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @03:19PM (#50458098)
Which is stored in `this.s` as the following string:

Gur Mra bs Clguba, ol Gvz Crgref

Ornhgvshy vf orggre guna htyl. Rkcyvpvg vf orggre guna vzcyvpvg. Fvzcyr vf orggre guna pbzcyrk. Pbzcyrk vf orggre guna pbzcyvpngrq. Syng vf orggre guna arfgrq. Fcnefr vf orggre guna qrafr. Ernqnovyvgl pbhagf. Fcrpvny pnfrf nera'g fcrpvny rabhtu gb oernx gur ehyrf. Nygubhtu cenpgvpnyvgl orngf chevgl. Reebef fubhyq arire cnff fvyragyl. Hayrff rkcyvpvgyl fvyraprq. Va gur snpr bs nzovthvgl, ershfr gur grzcgngvba gb thrff. Gurer fubhyq or bar-- naq cersrenoyl bayl bar --boivbhf jnl gb qb vg. Nygubhtu gung jnl znl abg or boivbhf ng svefg hayrff lbh'er Qhgpu. Abj vf orggre guna arire. Nygubhtu arire vf bsgra orggre guna evtug abj. Vs gur vzcyrzragngvba vf uneq gb rkcynva, vg'f n onq vqrn. Vs gur vzcyrzragngvba vf rnfl gb rkcynva, vg znl or n tbbq vqrn. Anzrfcnprf ner bar ubaxvat terng vqrn -- yrg'f qb zber bs gubfr!

Re:In Memoriam: Tim Peters 1952–2026 by darkwater on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @04:11PM (#50458729)
Oh, ROT13!
Re:In Memoriam: Tim Peters 1952–2026 by FergusArgyll on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:53PM (#50462875)
Re:In Memoriam: Tim Peters 1952–2026 by anhner on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:33AM (#50465003)
...but why? Why is it encrypted and not stored as plaintext?
Re:In Memoriam: Tim Peters 1952–2026 by notpushkin on Thursday November 12, 2026 @06:17AM (#50465641)
Wouldn’t be much of an easter egg if it was too easy to understand?
Re:In Memoriam: Tim Peters 1952–2026 by Suzuran on Thursday November 12, 2026 @08:22AM (#50466718)
Easter eggs are a code smell now, completely unacceptable. I'm sure the fun police will be all in to remove it.
Re:In Memoriam: Tim Peters 1952–2026 by Buttons840 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:35AM (#50467961)
It's to ensure the text is never altered because altering it would require reverse engineering the encryption algorithm which is a felony. (This is a joke, and a not-so-subtle criticism of the DMCA.)