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Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by lakeviewterrace on Monday November 09, 2026 @12:02AM (#50421272)
The penalties for ITAR/EAR violations are severe so I suspect it's as ludicrous and incorrect a theory as one might suspect.

What is interesting is the woman appears to be extremely mid-looking.

If there is a lesson to be learned from all these extremely powerful men cheating on their wives with objectively ordinary women (e.g. Gates, Bezos, Tiger Woods) it's that the most beautiful woman in the world is worth about the same as the woman that works at McDonald's.

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by cowlevel on Monday November 09, 2026 @12:05AM (#50421290)
Implying that beautiful people can't work at McDonald's?
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by lakeviewterrace on Monday November 09, 2026 @12:06AM (#50421300)
There is a more crude corollary to this theory that I chose to omit for decorum's sake:

P = P

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by ranger_danger on Monday November 09, 2026 @12:27AM (#50421414)
More like beautiful people are less likely to be into weird stuff probably.
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by andoando on Monday November 09, 2026 @09:33AM (#50426201)
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Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by ranger_danger on Monday November 09, 2026 @04:07PM (#50432144)
Based on what?
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by csomar on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:07AM (#50421657)
From observation, it seems Starbucks/High-end coffee chains attract easier looking staff. At the end of the day, you are going to get the higher paying job, and the higher paying job can afford to select the easier looking ones.
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by bushwart on Monday November 09, 2026 @12:32AM (#50421441)
These guys are so rich they can hire beautiful prostitutes whenever they want. Looks alone are dime-a-dozen, in the end it's personality that counts (the latter notably also holds true for non-gazillionaires).
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by lakeviewterrace on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:23AM (#50421788)
I like to believe Bezos was still being yelled at to take out the trash and for leaving dirty pancake batter bowls in the kitchen sink.
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by hax0ron3 on Monday November 09, 2026 @02:30AM (#50422249)
Yeah, someone like Huang probably has beautiful women throwing themselves at him all the time and it's quite possible that he's taken many of them up on the offer already, it's just never come out before. A man who has access to such abundance of beautiful women may over time become more interested in things like personality, if he wasn't already more interested in personality before -- there are some men who care more about personality from the start.
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by tudelo on Monday November 09, 2026 @12:50AM (#50421546)
I'm sorry but what is this vapid take on personal relationships and attraction? I don't get the point of anything beyond your first sentence. Can you explain?
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by lakeviewterrace on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:17AM (#50421740)
This isn't a storybook love story.

Men — in particular, powerful men — want to stick it in the hole.

Above all else, even if it means risking everything, they'll do it anyway.

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by p1anecrazy on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:27AM (#50421815)
Incel views
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by paganel on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:27AM (#50421821)
Not the OP, but I was also curious about how the woman looked, i.e. if she was physically attractive or not. That's interesting from a "history of honey-potting"-perspective, good for the Chinese that they knew what moved this horny CEO's gears and that they were able to match it. As far as I know it was the Russians/Soviets who were experts at honey-potting, this is the first time when I read from the Chinese doing the same at such a high level.
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by ThePinion on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:45AM (#50421931)
There was also Fang Fang and Rep Swallwell

https://abcnews4.com/news/nation-world/swalwell-and-fang-fan...

Diane Feinstein also had a Chinese spy for a driver for 20 years, though I'm going to assume for my own sanity that wasn't a sexual relationship.

https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/details-chinese-sp...

I think this has been going on a very long time, it's just that these were politicians so I think everyone just brushed it off as "business as usual."

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by rapidaneurism on Monday November 09, 2026 @02:25AM (#50422206)
Diogenes?
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by numpad0 on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:36AM (#50422766)
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Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by matwood on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:37AM (#50422774)
Outside of your odd take on attraction, which is way more than looks alone...

There are memes that super-model looking women dating nerds are almost always spies of some sort. For this spy to have any chance at gaining real information she needed to have an actual relationship with Huang - which, see above, is more than looks alone.