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Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by crazygringo on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:30PM (#50419387)
> It is not just a woman wanting to have sex with you. It will be the woman in your dreams.

This is really not true. Spies are just people, there aren't that many of them, and they don't come "customized". The overlap of effective spies and "the most sweet and the most pleasurable and gorgeous honey that there is in the world" is very close to zero.

What you are describing is conspiracy-theory thinking or the kind of stuff you see in James Bond movies. Not real life.

Obviously spies exist, like here, but she's just... a normal woman who has a job as a spy and tried to seduce him and succeeded. He may have turned down five others who failed miserably in their attempts.

And sure they try to put together a psychological profile of the person, but that's also not really rocket science, and it's going to be pretty basic stuff. "Your weaknesses" is not going to be that exciting. Maybe he's really into expensive wines. It's not like he has a secret gambling addiction.

So let's just keep this reality-based and not fantasy-based.

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by Betelbuddy on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:43PM (#50419484)
>> not fantasy-based

A nerd thinking a woman is into them...that is the fantasy...No she did not happen to bump into you in the elevator, and no she is not there to attend the same AWS conference that you... and oh no she does happen to like the same SciFi you do ...and no ...you are not ohh so funny...

That

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by rdtsc on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:45PM (#50419504)
> The overlap of effective spies and "the most sweet and the most pleasurable and gorgeous honey that there is in the world" is very close to zero.

The overlap doesn’t have to be that great. The spies are also not random you don’t get random spies matching with random CEOs. They just have to have enough available agents and enough info on the target, physical proximity, and other factors to attempt something to work out. In many cases it’s not something that will be in the news either. It will be just a failed attempt, or just an affair.

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by dannyw on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:47PM (#50419525)
Realistically speaking, there's a good chance the affair probably happened first, and then the MSS got involved second.

Even the most powerful people can be really dumb.

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by blini-kot on Sunday November 08, 2026 @09:07PM (#50420098)
> Even the most powerful people can be really dumb

"even"? Barring the fact that power makes you dumber, those in power at least for the last ~40 years or so had been actually selected to be dumber

mr. Huang case here is a shining example

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by ai_critic on Sunday November 08, 2026 @09:01PM (#50420057)
> What you are describing is conspiracy-theory thinking or the kind of stuff you see in James Bond movies. Not real life.

This is literally a state actor running sexpionage (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexpionage).

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by jdiff on Sunday November 08, 2026 @09:18PM (#50420163)
Yes, this is real sexpionage. Not the Hollywood fantasy described upthread. The scenario described is not what has played out in reality.
Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by ai_critic on Sunday November 08, 2026 @09:27PM (#50420238)
What part of that struck you as fantasy?

Again, this isn't some low-level clerk that just needs a handjob or some Grindr kompromat--this is the CEO of the second largest company in the world by market cap.

Is it the assertion was that they'll do research on you (which is why having a gambling problem, large debts, or lying during a clearance interview is an issue)?

Is it the assertion that they'll pick a very pretty woman instead of some plain-looking one (which is why historically the NKVD recruited from theater and ballet schools)?

The "Hollywood fantasy" is real, it just happens in a vanishingly small set of cases.

For a truly bizarre version (even stranger than this!), see the case of Shi Pei Pu (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu).

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by jdiff on Monday November 09, 2026 @11:59AM (#50428252)
This part. Not the research, not that they may be attractive. The part where they're supernaturally sculpted and emphatically unimaginably irresistible.

> They will employ the most sweet and the most pleasurable and gorgeous honey that there is in the world to create the perfect Honey trap.

> Normal people just can not imagine how sweet, specially when it has been customised around your needs and desires.

> It is not just a woman wanting to have sex with you. It will be the woman in your dreams.

I appreciate the link to Shi Pei Pu, that was an interesting read! Less strange than a literal Greek siren, but much stranger than the truth of Jensen's situation.