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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by baxtr on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:47PM (#50417054)
They say any man can be seduced by one of these three: money, drugs or sex.

Or as Charlie Munger put it: There are only three ways a smart person can go broke: Liquor, ladies, and leverage.“

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by paulpauper on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:51PM (#50417104)
I don't think he's at any risk of going broke. At worst he will lose his job and NVDA stock will suffer a brief setback.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by sheikhnbake on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:53PM (#50417130)
I hope he lands on his feet after the dust settles. This job market sucks. Hope his $160 billion net worth will keep him afloat between gigs
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by paulpauper on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:54PM (#50417140)
Even more amazing he is worth so much despite owning so little of the company . Goes to show just how big NVDA is
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nostrademons on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:51PM (#50417719)
Eh, NVDA could be in for some trouble if he's dismissed. He's very much a command & control CEO - his deputies are largely tasked with implementing his decisions, leaving no obvious successor - and the recent history of NVidia is one of Huang continually finding or creating new use-cases for its GPUs that has it keep attaining new heights even after the previous one crashes. There was a time, after the crypto crash of 2021, where NVDA was down about 66%; likewise after the crypto crash of 2018. If nobody finds the next great application of GPUs, we could see NVDA down 90% or more.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ivanjermakov on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:49PM (#50418339)
Smart person and liquor are not to be put in the same sentence. Perhaps depends on the definition of "smart".
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by kstrauser on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:59PM (#50419611)
My buddy took a wine tasting class at MIT.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by gala8y on Monday November 09, 2026 @05:25AM (#50423669)
Were wines non-alcoholic?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by kstrauser on Monday November 09, 2026 @09:29AM (#50426134)
No.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by wolfinterval on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:12PM (#50418626)
Munger also didn't mean this in the context of an intelligence operation.

This is not just a lapse of judgement from some random encounter on a business trip.

Surely a whole team would be dedicated to this operation with whatever resources needed since it will be a tiny investment for the possible payoff.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by baxtr on Monday November 09, 2026 @02:30AM (#50422251)
Similarly, one would assume that an equally sized team is in charge to protect such a crucial asset.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by aiisjustanif on Monday November 09, 2026 @02:16PM (#50430265)
The is in most organizations under the CISO or Head of Security to some degree.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by SecretDreams on Monday November 09, 2026 @08:15AM (#50425171)
I bet if you asked Munger, he'd say it applies here just fine.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by yogrish on Monday November 09, 2026 @08:33AM (#50425376)
In India, we say "People fall for three K's : Keerthi (Fame), Kantha (Women), Kanakam (Gold/money)"
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by baxtr on Monday November 09, 2026 @10:55AM (#50427277)
Interesting. So no drugs!
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by d3rockk on Monday November 09, 2026 @12:27PM (#50428620)
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by NetMageSCW on Monday November 09, 2026 @02:36PM (#50430651)
Should include boats.