Everyday “Our newspaper makes money by editorializing every tick change in the [$index] market by attributing unverifiable context and not referencing the previous tick we editorialized.”

The current stock market is astrology for white dudes who have too much money. Nothing matters, nothing makes sense, just vibes

What about black dudes, asian dudes, or other other colors of rich dudes? What would you say the stock market is for them?

Reddit has entered the chat.

Thanks to whoever added that sub, now we have rubbish like this.

Oh no you're not in your little developer bubble and the real world is catching up with you, cry me a river lmao

Please go back to Reddit

All of them can be true, while still not providing any predictive utility.

And they can all be false. GP's point is that the reporting always suggests causation when causation is rarely if ever knowable.

OK, they are jumping up and down but they're doing it in the most efficient way possible. It has been proven time and time again!

The trick with news media is the word As.

"Market drops 3% as Foo"