'Jonathan' Is the Oldest Land Animal on Earth

Re:'Jonathan' Is the Oldest Land Animal on Earth by lifestyleguru on Thursday October 08, 2026 @05:55AM (#50003855)

If you are a human this will make you a depressed alcoholic.

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Re:'Jonathan' Is the Oldest Land Animal on Earth by TiredOfLife on Thursday October 08, 2026 @08:22AM (#50004954)

I also don't drink

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Re:'Jonathan' Is the Oldest Land Animal on Earth by _zoltan_ on Thursday October 08, 2026 @08:57AM (#50005291)

Cold, no sun AND no alcohol? Man that must suck. :)

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Re:'Jonathan' Is the Oldest Land Animal on Earth by mikestew on Thursday October 08, 2026 @02:11PM (#50009630)

Welcome to Deadhorse, Alaska:

(And apologies for the slop, that was the first reasonable link I found.)

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