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Re:The Beam Engine by MisterTea on Thursday July 23, 2026 @05:26PM (#49028265)
Ever hear the phrase "Balls out" when referring to pushing something to the max? Comes form the balls of the centrifugal engine governor. At maximum speed the balls extended all the way outward giving us the term "Running balls out."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrifugal_governor

edit: I once said this phrase at a work meeting and someone objected to my use of a crude term which I then explained much to everyone's surprise. They thought it had something to do with testicles.

Re:The Beam Engine by glinscott on Thursday July 23, 2026 @05:51PM (#49028524)
Definitely a fun note :). I think I heard it first from a Jay Leno youtube video where he was showing his amazing collection of steam powered machinery.

This is from the article, but governors also played a role in kicking off modern control theory! """ In 1868, James Clerk Maxwell studied when these oscillations grow or die away in his paper “On Governors”[https://www.damtp.cam.ac.uk/user/gold/pdfs/teaching/old_lite...]. This became one of the beginnings of modern control theory. """

Re:The Beam Engine by emmelaich on Thursday July 23, 2026 @10:33PM (#49030621)
Indeed, and of course "governor" in Greek is κυβερνήτης (kubernetes).
Re:The Beam Engine by dijksterhuis on Thursday July 23, 2026 @05:44PM (#49028454)
tbh, any time i've said it i've been referring to testicles, but thanks for the helpful excuse in future.
Re:The Beam Engine by jscott817 on Thursday July 23, 2026 @05:30PM (#49028318)
Similar to balls to the walls (or similar). Coming from the analog aviation controls I believe.
Re:The Beam Engine by buildsjets on Thursday July 23, 2026 @05:46PM (#49028467)
Example, throttle controls on a Dogulas DC3. All engine controls forward is the typical convention for full power. (At sea level, neglecting the altitude effect on required engine fuel/air mixture.)

https://www.douglasdc3.com/dc3throt/dc3throt.htm

Re:The Beam Engine by conartist6 on Thursday July 23, 2026 @05:53PM (#49028547)
That said, i'm sure the pilots were aware of the double entendre
Re:The Beam Engine by CalRobert on Thursday July 23, 2026 @05:43PM (#49028449)
Balls to the van der Waals
Re:The Beam Engine by taneq on Thursday July 23, 2026 @07:08PM (#49029286)
Engaging in a little hydrogen bonding, eh?
Re:The Beam Engine by goodmythical on Thursday July 23, 2026 @05:58PM (#49028606)
I suppose this is also the less colorful true origin of "balls to the wall" than the phrase itself suggests?
Re:The Beam Engine by dghlsakjg on Thursday July 23, 2026 @06:01PM (#49028638)
Nope. Balls to the wall refers to the balls on the end of throttle levers in aircraft cockpit.

Going balls to the wall means pushing the throttle and mixture all the way in to the firewall/instrument panel for maximum power.

Re:The Beam Engine by teachrdan on Thursday July 23, 2026 @07:17PM (#49029371)
Nit: I believe this originated with locomotives, predating aircraft by quite a bit!
Re:The Beam Engine by dghlsakjg on Friday July 24, 2026 @09:56AM (#49035720)
Every source I can find says it was a mid century phrase first found written in the 1960s from pilots. Pre aircraft locomotives would have been steam driven. Largely operated by a complex series of valves, mostly rotating so no wall to push them to. They did have a governor balanced by rotating balls, which when at full RPM would be fully extended, or: balls out.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/the-phrase-balls-to-the-wall-c...

Re:The Beam Engine by taneq on Thursday July 23, 2026 @07:07PM (#49029281)
> When the engine slows, the balls fall and open the cock again.

The choice of wording makes me suspect that they intended both entendres. ;)

Re:The Beam Engine by somat on Thursday July 23, 2026 @10:26PM (#49030596)
Euphemisms are weird, what was originally intended as a way of saying a thing without actually saying that thing, becomes the unspeakable thing in the first place. and the original meaning fades.

The one I like is why do we use birds to refer to female anatomy? I also heard something the other day and had an epiphany, but the sort you can't really tell anyone. "Oh... it means pouch that makes so much more sense, it's not a cat."

Re:The Beam Engine by icase on Thursday July 23, 2026 @07:30PM (#49029488)
and i suppose “fuck” is actually an acronym for “fornicating under command of king,” right?
Re:The Beam Engine by chrisweekly on Thursday July 23, 2026 @09:50PM (#49030390)
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge is the acronym I've encountered most
Re:The Beam Engine by bos on Thursday July 23, 2026 @08:54PM (#49030059)
While fun and satisfying, this is extremely unlikely to be true.

The first attested use is from 1945, on the nose of a P-47 Thunderbolt flown by Captain Milton Thompson of the 509th Fighter Squadron. And his art was exactly what you'd expect: a charging bull with the words "balls out".

Re:The Beam Engine by inigyou on Thursday July 23, 2026 @09:39PM (#49030324)
Maybe he's thinking of "balls to the wall"?
Re:The Beam Engine by bos on Thursday July 23, 2026 @11:58PM (#49031071)
Could be, for which the first attested use is in 1965 or so. Still doesn’t help.
Re:The Beam Engine by lebuffon on Thursday July 23, 2026 @08:54PM (#49030060)
There is also a steam engineers term called "high-balling" which referred the little ball in the steam pressure gauge used in the early days. So high-balling was travelling at high speed.
Re:The Beam Engine by chrisweekly on Thursday July 23, 2026 @09:48PM (#49030382)
plausibly related to a "high ball" (cocktail glass shape, or slang for a personal-use amount of cocaine)
Re:The Beam Engine by akoboldfrying on Thursday July 23, 2026 @09:01PM (#49030112)
What about the phrase "testicles out"?
Re:The Beam Engine by inigyou on Thursday July 23, 2026 @09:41PM (#49030337)
That one, although widely believed to refer to the steel balls in a centrifugal governor of a steam engine, actually refers to testicles.