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Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by asdff on Monday June 08, 2026 @02:52PM (#48449755)
If it were that cheap Sean Combs would be a free man. They probably increase the expected bribe based on your perceived ability to pay.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by mattbillenstein on Monday June 08, 2026 @03:04PM (#48449959)
It's probably as much about PR as it is about money - Puffy is a heavy lift on the PR side...
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by masfuerte on Monday June 08, 2026 @03:44PM (#48450687)
Giuliani was hawking pardons in the final days of Trump's first term. I'd expect that Trump will be much more interested in money than PR in the final days of his second term too. But he might not live that long, which must be excruciating if you're a wealthy crook.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by mattbillenstein on Monday June 08, 2026 @05:25PM (#48452353)
Yeah, but he has a lot more money now - grifted literally billions - so I guess more is more, so idk.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by Kapura on Monday June 08, 2026 @03:42PM (#48450652)
you forget how racist trump is
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by stronglikedan on Monday June 08, 2026 @03:52PM (#48450834)
Except he's not, and never has been. Quite the opposite in fact. Sure, he's made blunders out of naivety here and there just like everyone else on the planet, but he's never done or said anything overtly racist like Biden did on multiple occasions.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by Larrikin on Monday June 08, 2026 @04:04PM (#48451058)
Why do people lie on the Internet? Trump is the most openly racist president in decades
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by CyberDildonics on Monday June 08, 2026 @04:00PM (#48450990)
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by nailer on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:37PM (#48463418)
This is 2 minutes of reading that NY Times piece:

- "A former hotel executive said Trump criticized a black accountant" OK, hearsay but OK.

- Trump doesn't like crime? Associating that with race makes the NY Times seem very racist.

- “a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States,” - Islam isn't a race.

- Haiti is a shithole. It's not polite to say, but that's why people want to leave. The statement that Haiti isn't desirable has nothing to do with race.

- He claimed that the same caravan included “criminals and unknown Middle Easterners.” - and? Caravans from Mexico included a lot of people from unknown countries including some whose governments expouse wanting to kill Americans.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by ebbi on Monday June 08, 2026 @04:06PM (#48451087)
Virtually every American president is/was racist. If they weren't, they'd have more care and concern for the innocent lives taken by US created/backed wars/genocides.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump by Snafuh on Monday June 08, 2026 @04:40PM (#48451651)
Apparently his net worth peaked at a billion dollars. And he only got 4 years. By the time a pardon would be arranged, he'd almost be out again.

SBF has more than 20 years left.