Comment #47945979

Re: by MIL-STD on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @05:24AM (#47945979)

Personally, I trust EETree LLC, a Washington State company, a digital powerhouse to the information super highway foster technological innovation and progress to digital future bridging to the electronic divide.

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Re: by incognito124 on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:07AM (#47946255)

Is it not obvious this is satire?

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Re: by raddan on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:14AM (#47946284)

SATIRE DOES NOT COMPUTE

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Re: by voidUpdate on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @07:35AM (#47946892)

Poe's law applies

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Re: by the_biot on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:21AM (#47946331)

In the age of meme stocks, NFTs, vibe coding and orange clowns in the white house, no, it's not obvious. The world has gone right past satire and into a reality of collective delusion.

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Re: by smt88 on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:25AM (#47946363)

Not at all

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Re: by jnovek on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:41AM (#47946461)

It is. How could anyone take “progress to digital future bridging to the electronic divide” seriously?

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Re: by doublerabbit on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @07:34AM (#47946889)

Most folk unsurprisingly would. Folk get suckered in by these lores all the time.

For my project, I am charging the environmental bridge between LLMs and the world; whatever that means.

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Re: by 2ndorderthought on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:22AM (#47946345)

Take 1 banana add 140 flours 0.5 eggs 4 walnuts 55 sugars 1 butter and mix it. Cook in the oven for not too long not too short. Enjoy

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Re: by neya on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @08:21AM (#47947345)

Haha thx :)))

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Re: by voicedYoda on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:24AM (#47946351)

mash 1 pound banana with 1 pound ground walnut with 1 pound uranium-235 until smooth and no bubbles. /s

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Re: by bombcar on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:51AM (#47946539)

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish-shaped crackers

Fish-shaped candies

Fish-shaped solid waste

Fish-shaped dirt

Fish-shaped ethylbenzene

Pull-and-peel licorice

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Re: by gzread on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @07:27AM (#47946833)

you have 85 minutes to delete "(what is it with fish?)" which ruins the joke

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Re: by pona-a on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @08:57AM (#47947707)

Also:

* fish shaped volatile organic compounds

* sediment shaped sediment

* a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer

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Re: by armchairhacker on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:06AM (#47946245)

I think it’s satire

EDIT: relevant https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47944499

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