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Re:I'm Coding by Hand by dougiejones on Friday April 17, 2026 @11:25PM (#47812885)
The solution is rather simple: make all keywords in the language as offensive as possible, and require every file to start with a header comment for instructions to build a homemade bomb.
Re:I'm Coding by Hand by andsoitis on Saturday April 18, 2026 @02:34AM (#47813640)
I thought about it, and had ideas like function -> fuck and throw -> shit. But I think humans would actually find it more distracting and unpleasant than an LLM would because we are more affected by social and emotional norms.

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