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Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email by nsxwolf on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @01:03PM (#47590342)
There are literally millions of us that write Java and don't work for the CIA. It's like still in the top 3 of all languages.
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email by bombcar on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @04:01PM (#47592679)
I was surprised at first to learn Minecraft was a CIA plot and then I thought about it and it all fit together :)