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Re:No Terms. No Conditions by wrs on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @03:51PM (#47508117)
That’s simple CYA, and also ensures you’ve not only done the illegal activity, you’ve defrauded the brokerage and breached your contract with them, and they get a weak KYC defense as well.

Similar to the “Al Capone” instructions from the IRS:

>Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

On the other hand, if you want to talk about these stickers all over Seattle saying you’re not allowed to conduct illegal activities on the premises…

Re:No Terms. No Conditions by janalsncm on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:34PM (#47508792)
I still don’t understand the CYA though.

For the majority of banks, they do not want people to conduct illegal activity via their bank. For the minority of banks which don’t mind it, nothing stops them from adding the clause anyways. A cartel bank probably cannot use the existence of the clause as a defense if they’re still allowing illegal activity.

If the purpose is to allow the bank to terminate accounts suspected of illegal activity, my assumption is they can already terminate for much less than that.

Re:No Terms. No Conditions by wrs on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @05:42PM (#47509828)
It’s not just that they don’t want it, it’s that they’re liable for it themselves if they should have known it was happening. Asking you adds one more small layer of “we discouraged illegal activity and we didn’t know about any”.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by janalsncm on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:06PM (#47510840)
Maybe I am just slow.

Bank 1 has the CYA clause and a cartel uses them for a decade for illegal purposes.

Bank 2 does not have the clause and a cartel uses them for a decade for illegal purposes.

In neither case does the clause prevent the illegal activity or make the bank any more or less aware of what customers are doing. They have to do KYC regardless of what the TOS says.

Re:No Terms. No Conditions by anamexis on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @08:08PM (#47511421)
The point of the CYA clause isn’t to prevent illegal activity or make the bank more aware of what customers are doing. The point is that when Bank 1 is defending itself in court, it has one additional thing they can point at when arguing that it should not be liable for the illegal activities.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by janalsncm on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @12:53AM (#47513427)
Ok, fair enough. I just don’t think that is convincing evidence, personally. But there would be 11 other people on the jury.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by watwut on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @06:22AM (#47515470)
The bank that actually welcome the AlCapone will be first to have that form. If the court can be affected by something like that, it says something really bad about the legal system.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @06:48AM (#47515630)
If this actually works in court, the corresponding legal system has completely lost the plot, in my view.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by pocksuppet on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @11:15PM (#47512801)
The CEO of bank 2 goes to prison because "you turned a blind eye to illegal activity"
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by janalsncm on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @12:49AM (#47513389)
And what about the CEO of bank 1?
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by pocksuppet on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @02:24AM (#47513970)
His bank gets fined 3 minutes of revenue because "you turned a blind eye to illegal activity"
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by stavros on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @11:18PM (#47512826)
The "cover your ass" clause is for the bank to cover its ass, not to prevent the crime.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by janalsncm on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @12:49AM (#47513380)
The point is, no judge or jury should be fooled into thinking putting “don’t do illegal stuff” in a TOS actually should matter. Forget the TOS. They allowed illegal activity.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by stavros on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @05:02AM (#47514974)
The point is they can claim they didn't know.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:16AM (#47515835)
Yes, and any functional legal system would then tell them that asking the subject directly and explicitly whether they're trying to use your bank for money laundering does not count as "taking measures".

If you have actual measures (such as asking for source of funds and then asking for proof if the evidence looks incongruent with what was stated), you have no need for the silly question; if you don't, the silly question won't save you either.

This should go for both the asker and the subject of the question: Illegal things are already illegal. If a given legal system requires the silly question to be able to "tack on wire fraud charges" to something that would otherwise go unpunished(?!), I think what should be fixed is the legal system, not every single banking form.

Re:No Terms. No Conditions by stavros on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:26AM (#47515904)
Yeah, this makes sense, it is a bit of CYA theater.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by stevage on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @06:52PM (#47510682)
Having a clear clause to point to when terminating the account seems useful.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:37AM (#47515976)
Banks can (and in fact are highly incentivized) to close your account if you're using it for criminal activity with or without you lying about it on some silly form.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by sedev on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @10:23PM (#47512416)
https://www.bitsaboutmoney.com/archive/kyc-and-aml-beyond-th...

> You might look at the standard KYC questionnaire for a new retail account and think “Really? You ask questions which have obviously correct answers. You give people less than a tweet worth of space to answer them. How could this possibly catch any criminals not stupid enough to write Occupation: Drug Dealer?” […] this is not the only mechanism by which KYC questionnaires have a stochastic effect; they’re also useful in an entirely different part of the crime lifecycle. Many, many crimes involve lies, but most lies told are not crimes and most lies told are not recorded for forever. We did, however, make a special rule for lies told to banks: they’re potentially very serious crimes and they will be recorded with exacting precision, for years, by one of the institutions in society most capable of keeping accurate records and most findable by agents of the state.

> This means that if your crime touches money, and much crime is financially motivated, and you get beyond the threshold of crime which can be done purely offline and in cash, you will at some point attempt to interface with the banking system. And you will lie to the banks, because you need bank accounts, and you could not get accounts if you told the whole truth.

> The government wants you to do this. Their first choice would be you not committing crimes, but contingent on you choosing to break the law, they prefer you also lie to a bank. […]

> Particularly in white collar crime, establishing complicated chains of evidence about e.g. a corporate fraud, and mens rea of the responsible parties, is not straightforward. But then at some point in the caper comes a very simple question: “Were you completely honest with your bank?” And the answer will frequently be “Well, no, I necessarily had to lie in writing.”

> And congratulations, you have just eaten a wire charge fraud for every transaction you’ve ever done.

Re:No Terms. No Conditions by xstas1 on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @08:58AM (#47516752)
I learned about this from The Wire. They called it "the headshot"
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by abustamam on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @06:06PM (#47510138)
I'm curious if anyone has ever said yes to income from illegal activities. Moreover, I wonder if something like this would be protected under 5th amendment.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by aidenn0 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:43PM (#47511196)
IANAL, but my understanding is that it is not protected under the 5th amendment.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by pocksuppet on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @11:15PM (#47512805)
I wonder what happens if you write "5th amendment" as the source for your completely legal salary.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:38AM (#47515984)
They'll probably close your account and point to their right to choose who they do and don't do business with without having to explain themselves.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by pocksuppet on Thursday March 26, 2026 @03:23AM (#47527565)
The IRS will close your IRS account?
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Thursday March 26, 2026 @01:21PM (#47533154)
This conversation is about banks, not the IRS, at least to my understanding.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:18AM (#47515847)
I recently chuckled when doing my taxes and reporting miscellaneous income when I saw that one possible income category in my tax software was "bribes, received".