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Re:No Terms. No Conditions by abustamam on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @06:06PM (#47510138)
I'm curious if anyone has ever said yes to income from illegal activities. Moreover, I wonder if something like this would be protected under 5th amendment.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by aidenn0 on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:43PM (#47511196)
IANAL, but my understanding is that it is not protected under the 5th amendment.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by pocksuppet on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @11:15PM (#47512805)
I wonder what happens if you write "5th amendment" as the source for your completely legal salary.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:38AM (#47515984)
They'll probably close your account and point to their right to choose who they do and don't do business with without having to explain themselves.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by pocksuppet on Thursday March 26, 2026 @03:23AM (#47527565)
The IRS will close your IRS account?
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Thursday March 26, 2026 @01:21PM (#47533154)
This conversation is about banks, not the IRS, at least to my understanding.
Re:No Terms. No Conditions by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:18AM (#47515847)
I recently chuckled when doing my taxes and reporting miscellaneous income when I saw that one possible income category in my tax software was "bribes, received".