"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet

Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by rdiddly on Sunday March 08, 2026 @02:46PM (#47299872)

Boy, that was fragmented. What should I have done for years leading up to today to prepare for reading this? Gaming? Doomscrolling social media? Chugging Mountain Dew? Reading poetry?

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by mkl95 on Sunday March 08, 2026 @03:01PM (#47300041)

It's very unique to LinkedIn. OP's prose is difficult to process even if you've abused your brain for years with LinkedIn content, though. In a more merciful timeline, only people like James Ellroy or Cormac McCarthy would ever attempt to write like that.

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by wolf4earth on Monday March 09, 2026 @12:17PM (#47311059)

Or people like the neuroqueer author.

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by hmokiguess on Sunday March 08, 2026 @03:01PM (#47300034)

Try LinkedIn

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by wiseowise on Sunday March 08, 2026 @03:00PM (#47300025)

Fr bruh rizzing hard to this og jester gooning.

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by esafak on Sunday March 08, 2026 @02:52PM (#47299928)

Idiocracy is reality: people can't even form paragraph-length thoughts any more. I just noped out.

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by wolf4earth on Monday March 09, 2026 @12:17PM (#47311066)

You don't understand my writing. Hence I must be stupid.

Interesting conclusion. ;)

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by woeirua on Sunday March 08, 2026 @02:56PM (#47299975)

Yeah, are these poems? I feel like it's just more AI slop.

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by blharr on Sunday March 08, 2026 @04:23PM (#47301026)

It is

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by wolf4earth on Monday March 09, 2026 @12:18PM (#47311072)

AI content is clearly marked as such.

The rest is written by me personally on my shoddy MacBook.

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by tapete1 on Thursday March 12, 2026 @04:21AM (#47347908)

> MacBook

That explains the writing style.

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Re:"I can't do that, Dave" – No agent yet by wolf4earth on Monday March 09, 2026 @12:15PM (#47311029)

It's a synthesis of multiple problem domains that thought they were special. When the truth is: they weren't.

It was fragmented? Good.

Welcome to reality. ;)

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