The article is definitely a bit over the top, it is just my personal blog and me trying to write a bit more funny to counter the bland LLMs. Your opinion can vary on if I have succeeded or overshot on that.
It's worse than that. Many municipalities and schools etc only post public notices to Facebook/Twitter or some similarly hostile environment.
> The article is definitely a bit over the top, it is just my personal blog and me trying to write a bit more funny to counter the bland LLMs.
But. Your headline contradicts your story. The only excuse for that (and it is weak) is when writers don't get to write their own headlines (this is common) and the editors who do write the headlines are corrupted for clicks or drama (but I repeat myself).
This way lies madness, the road to hell, etc.
This is not the way of the honest writer.
I'll push back on one point: when I said "contradicts your story", I meant that the headline and the story (article content) are in conflict. So you do have a story/article, and yes your headline is squishy enough to argue misinterpretation, but it's clearly not honest.
So the tension is that the boring but honest headline of "Applying for a UK visa without a smartphone requires a few extra clicks that are easy to overlook" doesn't serve the (apparently higher) purpose of drawing people in.
I was expecting outrage in your article, but I only found inconvenience. That's manipulative in my opinion, and I would avoid reading future articles on your site based on that experience. Do as thou wilt, obviously, but that's my take!
Your topic (smartphone/appstore requirements) is a real issue! I'm glad to hear that the UK hasn't gone all-in, yet.
1. The first hyperlink in the Overview section takes you to this page: https://www.gov.uk/eta/apply
2. Now click the big green button marked "Start now" in the "Apply online" section
3. Then click the link at the bottom of the page marked "I cannot apply on the UK ETA app"
4. Then click again "Continue application online"
And now you can start.
Realistically this is probably 2 clicks too many and, whilst on the face of it it's not that much effort, it might be enough to bamboozle the tech phobic/less capable - of which there are still many (and not just older generations, either), or your grasp of English isn't great. There's just a bit too much going on - too much content - with some of these pages, and I don't really see a good reason to bury the links all the way at the bottom the way they are at present.
> I don't really see a good reason to bury the links all the way at the bottom the way they are at present.
I'd not be surprised if the number of issues when using the app is significantly lower than doing it online. Particularly if lots of people are using phones to visit these sites anyway.
Go to https://www.gov.uk/eta/apply
Click "Start Now" under apply online section (that is distinct from the app section)
Get taken to page saying to get the app, scroll to bottom and click small link "I cannot apply on the app"
Get taken to a help getting the app page, scroll to the bottom and click small link "Continue application online"
Finally be in right place
It's not like they are getting some long term benefit of having the app on your phone. It's just because WebNFC can't read passports.
> It's not like they are getting some long term benefit of having the app on your phone. It's just because WebNFC can't read passports.
The same way we complain that Facebook, Tiktok, etc gather too much data from app install, so can a government agency.
Why give up more information than is strictly necessary, so you can tap your passport on your phone? Not convincing imo.
Dodging the google ads & promoted search results that take you to clones of the application form that charge 2-3x is the hardest part.
(Edit: ah, no, I see: the next steps are quite dark-pattern pushing you towards the app. Yeah, that's quite shitty)
The only point I can see here is that once you are in the app it keeps encouraging you to use it and doesn't keep suggesting you might like to use the online portal instead. But I don't understand the initial premise about not using app stores. If the author didn't want to use an app store, why did he download an app instead of going to gov.uk?
"The easiest way to apply is on the app"
"By applying on the UK ETA app you're more likely to: complete your application quicker; get a faster decision".
"You should apply online if: you cannot download the app on your phone; the person you are applying for is not with you"
All of these are things you see over the course of the THREE (!) pages between https://www.gov.uk/eta and the actual start of the online form, https://apply-for-an-eta.homeoffice.gov.uk/apply/electronic-...
It really gives you the runaround and makes it very clear than the non-app flow is a weird, second-tier option.
>> It's really not that many hoops
> That's... What the article is about
I have no idea what you're trying to say here.
They are definitely using a dark pattern to push people towards the app, but it is possible to apply online.
The "Start now" button ought to skip all that.
100% of smart phone apps are bad. There are NO exceptions to this, by virtue of the fact that you must own and use the smartphone to access them. We stand to lose a lot when we finally lose this fight. (and I'm sure we will)
I once published an app to help people track their budget. It didn't even request any permissions, not even internet. How is it bad?
I wrote an app for a university to let researchers track bat sightings in caves and upload it to a database for population tracking. How is it bad?
Should we get mad at books for requiring you to know how to read? Should we get mad at stores for requiring you to use currency to pay?
I was so stunned I was like, surely this must violate some government rule around universal access and service? But I guess not.
What's more, the app is so buggy reddit is filled with support cases of people not being able to complete the process in time and sometimes having to forfeit hundreds of dollars worth of tickets: https://www.reddit.com/r/AusVisa/comments/1jh2olm/having_an_...
The advice literally boils down to, some models of iPhones don't work so go borrow a friend's phone of a different model and pray that they can process your application for you.
If you are unable to use the app, you can apply online through ImmiAccount for another visa that suits your needs.
This triggered me because I've been to Australia tens of times (albeit not since 2023) and have always used my Immi account. I just logged in to check and sure enough I can still lodge an application there, no app required. Ironically I would prefer an app and will use it for my next visits because I've always found the Immi site cumbersome. But the site is still there.
It is not a very good system. They do seem to respond fast tho!
You can search "UK ETA", find the main page: https://www.gov.uk/eta
Then click "Apply for an ETA" and you're brought to this page: https://www.gov.uk/eta/apply
Then there are options for the Apple App Store and also the Google Play Store, with a helpful note: "If you cannot download the app on your phone, you should apply online." Which then has a link to start the online process below.