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Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by munk-a on Monday February 09, 2026 @11:30AM (#46947176)
You know what I think would reverse the trend? More vibe coding!
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by alansaber on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:08PM (#46947762)
All the cool kids move fast and break things. Why not the same for core infrastructure providers? Let's replace our engineers with markdown files named after them.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by slyzmud on Monday February 09, 2026 @11:50AM (#46947514)
I know you are joking but I'm sure that there is at least one director or VP inside GitHub pushing a new salvation project that must use AI to solve all the problems, when actually the most likely reason is engineers are drawing in tech debt.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by munk-a on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:00PM (#46947659)
Upper management in Microsoft has been bragging about their high percentage of AI generated code lately - and in the meantime we've had several disastrous Windows 11 updates with the potential to brick your machine and a slew of outages at github. I'm sure it might be something else but it's clear part of their current technical approach is utterly broken.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by latchkey on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:16PM (#46947882)
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by DerArzt on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @03:11PM (#46966105)
I'm so confused by what they think using copilot to either find/build an emulator for a 50 year old machine that can run Basic demonstrates.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by latchkey on Wednesday February 11, 2026 @01:32AM (#46971619)

  <mermaid>
  flowchart TD
    A["Claim: Bridge opening is conditional"] --> B["Actor: Donald Trump"]
    A --> C["Project: Gordie Howe International Bridge"]
    A --> D["Condition: Canadian concessions required"]

    B --> E["Public statement"]
    C --> F["Status: not opening (per claim)"]
    D --> G["Type: policy/trade concessions"]

    E --> H["Outcome framing"]
    F --> H
    G --> H

    H["Message: No opening unless concessions are granted"]
  </mermaid>

https://oj-hn.com

  <mermaid>
  flowchart TD
    A["Claim: Bridge opening is conditional"] --> B["Actor: Donald Trump"]
    A --> C["Project: Gordie Howe International Bridge"]
    A --> D["Condition: Canadian concessions required"]

    B --> E["Public statement"]
    C --> F["Status: not opening (per claim)"]
    D --> G["Type: policy/trade concessions"]

    E --> H["Outcome framing"]
    F --> H
    G --> H

    H["Message: No opening unless concessions are granted"]
  </mermaid>
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by LeifCarrotson on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:34PM (#46948152)
Utterly broken - perhaps, but apparently that's not exclusive with being highly profitable, so why should they care?
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by munk-a on Monday February 09, 2026 @02:04PM (#46949406)
When I first typed up my comment I said "their current business approach" and then corrected it to technical since - yea, in the short term it probably isn't hurting their pocket books too much. The issue is that it seems like a lot more folks are seriously considering switching off Windows - we'll see if this actually is the year of the linux desktop (it never seems to be in the end) but it certainly seems to be souring their brand reputation in a major way.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by Aperocky on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:48PM (#46948334)
For the time being. Does anyone want Windows 11 for real?

The inertia is not permanent.

Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by moffkalast on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:53PM (#46948411)
Cause it's finally the year of Linux on desktop.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by riddlemethat on Monday February 09, 2026 @01:03PM (#46948564)
CoPilot has done more for Linux than anyone expected. I switched. I'm switching my elderly parents away next before they fall victim.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by risyachka on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:09PM (#46947779)
It’s not a joke. This is funny because it is true.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by OtomotO on Monday February 09, 2026 @11:55AM (#46947596)
Better to replace management by AI.

Computers can produce spreadsheets even better and they can warm the air around you even faster.

Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by chrisjj on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:11PM (#46947805)
[delayed]
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by mrweasel on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:36PM (#46948186)
Honestly AI management would probably be better. "You're a competent manager, you're not allowed to break or circumvent workers right laws, you must comply with our CSR and HR policies, provide realistic estimates and deliver stable and reliable products to our customers." Then just watch half the tech sector break down, due to a lack of resources, or watch as profit is just cut in half.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by Sharlin on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:47PM (#46948314)
I mean, the strengths of LLMs were always a much better match for the management than for technical work:

* writing endless reports and executive summaries

* pretending to know things that they don't

* not complaining if you present their ideas as yours

* sycophancy and fawning behavior towards superiors

Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by latexr on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:46PM (#46948303)
> I'm sure that there is at least one director or VP inside GitHub pushing a new salvation project that must use AI to solve all the problems

GitHub is under Microsoft’s CoreAI division, so that’s a pretty sure bet.

https://www.geekwire.com/2025/github-will-join-microsofts-co...

Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by re-thc on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:14PM (#46947855)
That's not good enough. You need SKILLS!
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by akulbe on Monday February 09, 2026 @11:37AM (#46947310)
No, the reason it's happening is because they must be vibe coding! :P
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Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by badgersnake on Monday February 09, 2026 @11:47AM (#46947480)
No because you missed the joke.
Re:It's not you; GitHub is down again by brookst on Monday February 09, 2026 @12:28PM (#46948062)
This kind of thing never happened before LLMs!