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Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by alistairSH on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @07:07PM (#46789082)
Correct. US Marshalls have a contract with this guy’s dad to mange their crypto holdings (seized as part of investigations). Kid steals money but can’t resist showing off to friends and gets “busted”. Except the government still doesn’t appear to acknowledge a theft even occurred and the kid taunts investigators by sending them small amounts of ETH.
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by direwolf20 on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @07:39PM (#46789396)
Is this the part everyone's telling me about where fascists are deeply incompetent?
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by wmf on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @07:59PM (#46789580)
It's not political. Most government contractors are barely competent and computer security is hard.
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by arjie on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @08:07PM (#46789659)
I doubt the present administration is particularly competent at bureaucracy but this theft occurred in Oct 2024 while the Biden administration was in charge. To be honest, Trevor Milton's pardon after donating a few million to Trump's campaign mean that any sum of money over $2m in government contractor hands is probably at risk. With a $2m price on pardons, it's just a question of mechanizing the machine.

Or, as Trump might say, "Bring back the autopen!"

Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by keyle on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @09:31PM (#46790294)
Fascism is a lack of emotional intelligence, which is basic intelligence. Empathy and compassion are a form of basic intelligence.
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by stavros on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @04:59AM (#46793284)
Chickens have two feet. Humans have two feet. Therefore, chickens are human.
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by causalscience on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @05:10AM (#46793372)
I dislike people like you more than I dislike regular dumb people, because I'm sure you're convinced that was a really smart reply.

To be explicit: The person you're responding to didn't say it but they have as a premise that when it comes to political systems, lack of empathy is the defining characteristic of fascism (I'm not saying I agree with the premise, I'm saying they had this premise). If you accept this, then their argument is not logically wrong. In contrast, your example is logically wrong. In the "two feet" example you're point at one attribute of something, not a defining characteristic. The correct example would be "All bipeds have two feet (by definition). Bob has two feet, therefore Bob is a biped". The gibberish you produced is logically wrong, while that of the person you're talking to is not, but you're too stupid to understand that.

Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by stavros on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @05:56AM (#46793740)
If their premise was "lack of empathy is the defining characteristic of fascism", that makes their post a tautology. How I read it was:

> Fascism is a lack of emotional intelligence, which is basic intelligence. Empathy and compassion are a form of basic intelligence. (_AND THEREFORE, fascism lacks empathy and compassion_)

This doesn't follow. Fascism can be a lack of emotional intelligence, emotional intelligence can be a form of basic intelligence, empathy and compassion can be a form of basic intelligence, and it can still be the case that you lack emotional intelligence but have empathy and compassion (you might simply lack in other aspects of emotional intelligence).

Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by keeganpoppen on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @12:15PM (#46798289)
“i dislike people like you who refuse to blanket call people fascists”
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by sieep on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @01:12PM (#46799311)
We don't really do the whole calling people stupid or flaming around here. You can make your point and leave it at that or don't comment. This sort of behavior will get you banned by the very active mod team in the future. You can refresh yourself on the guidelines of the site: https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Here's a section just for you: "When disagreeing, please reply to the argument instead of calling names."

Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by knowitnone3 on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @08:35PM (#46789891)
just to let the kid know, I'm one of the investigators. I hate being taunted with any type of cryptocoin, cash of any denomination. I also hate gold and silver. I won't sleep until I catch you or $10 whichever comes first.
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by bluemenot on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @03:25AM (#46792524)
I wonder if technically the small amounts of eth are bribes…
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by SilverBirch on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @07:30AM (#46794479)
It's pretty common for crypto wallets that have been linked to illegal activity get blacklisted. So by sending a bit of crypto to the guy that figured out who he is, if/when the government investigate and freeze accounts the guy who busted him will get their account frozen too.
Re:Thief of $90M in seized U.S.-controlled crypto is gov't c... by mrgoldenbrown on Wednesday January 28, 2026 @10:44AM (#46796828)
Aka "dusting"