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Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by nickff on Monday May 26, 2025 @12:58PM (#44099219)
Stealing from employers is also quite normalized, and almost nobody goes to prison for doing very little work, spending most of their day on social media (especially common for remote work).
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by exe34 on Monday May 26, 2025 @01:21PM (#44099474)
Working too hard is rewarded with more work.
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by nickff on Monday May 26, 2025 @03:22PM (#44100702)
I agree, but this point seems to be orthogonal to the matters being discussed here. Your point is roughly analogous to 'providing too much consumer surplus is rewarded with more customers'.
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by exe34 on Tuesday May 27, 2025 @06:35AM (#44105598)
More customers means more income. More work on a fixed salary is just more work. Can you spot the difference?
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by nickff on Tuesday May 27, 2025 @07:12PM (#44111462)
You're adding assumptions that the employee is #1 on salary, and #2 not getting a raise for the additional work. You've changed the assumptions and the situation...
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by exe34 on Wednesday May 28, 2025 @04:32AM (#44113879)
No, the original comment (now flagged) was about salaried employees not working hard enough. The argument was that they weren't working hard enough for their current salary. There was nothing about getting a raise. You made that up.
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by nickff on Thursday May 29, 2025 @03:19PM (#44129285)
As far as I can tell, there was nothing about salaries until your comment. There was also nothing (either way) about raises until my recent comment. You asserted that the employees were salaried and wouldn't get a raise.
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by Teever on Monday May 26, 2025 @01:03PM (#44099279)
That isn't theft.

If an employee completes all the work assigned to them and passes performance reviews then what you're describing is a suboptimal use of the employees on the part of the employer.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by try_the_bass on Monday May 26, 2025 @01:18PM (#44099442)
> If an employee completes all the work assigned to them

I don't think this was implied in their statement?

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by const_cast on Monday May 26, 2025 @04:23PM (#44101317)
Even if it wasn't, being a poor worker still isn't theft, and it's the companies responsibility to both measure and correct employee performance. If they're bad at that and these things go under the radar, that's still on the employer.

The only way employees can steal is if they steal time, like clocking in then going home. Salary employees are not paid by time, so they cannot steal time. Employers want to have their cake and eat it too - they want to consider salary employees not time based when it comes to OT, but when it comes to day-to-day they DO want them to be considered time-based. Not how it works. Your workers being bad at their job is not theft, it's just incompetence.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by try_the_bass on Tuesday May 27, 2025 @03:28AM (#44104709)
Deliberately putting in less than the asked for effort in an attempt to extract more pay for less work is theft in the same way that attempting to minimize pay and maximize effort is "wage theft".

It's a knife that cuts both ways. If companies attempting to maximally exploit their employee's time is wage theft, so too is an employee's attempt to get a paycheck without doing work.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by const_cast on Tuesday May 27, 2025 @03:41AM (#44104753)
Right, but it's not - because salary paid workers are not paid for their time spent, but rather for their quantity and quality of work. Which is up to employers to measure.

Me spending 5 minutes filling up my water is not stealing. Me taking a nice 15 minute walk is also not stealing. Presumably you're going to draw the line somewhere, but the implication of salary jobs is that productivity is not linear.

Me spending an extra hour working on something does not translate into an extra unit of work done. Me taking that 15 minute walk doesn't translate to 1/4th less unit of work, either. In fact, it might translate to 1 extra unit of work done. Look at that, I am now bending time into the negative. Human productivity is complicated, and we're not assembly line workers.

Also, even the concept of "less work" is dubious. The level of work being done varies from person to person, and nobody actually knows what the minimum is. Everybody should be optimizing for the minimum work necessary to get their pay, because that's just obvious. No hourly worker is going to spend even 1 minute working off the clock. But alas, we have no clock, and we're just kind of... estimating... what level of work really needs to be done, and then calculating that in with our own levels of accomplishment we want, and then convenience. I might work a bit extra to find a nice stopping point, or because I really want to conquer a bug.

If a worker decides to work less than whatever their current level of work is, and they don't get fired or even reprimanded, I have to conclude they were previously working above the level of work expected of them. Which means that, overall, not only is this worker not stealing, they've actually been giving.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by try_the_bass on Friday May 30, 2025 @12:34AM (#44132887)
When I say "less work", I'm intentionally not specifying how the work output is measured, because, as you say, it's different for salaried vs hourly employees (and those are only the two most common forms!)

However, the point still remains! Moving the goalposts--or trying to motte-and-bailey the difference between salaried and hourly--is just intellectually dishonest, and doesn't really counter my argument at all.

If you want to refer to salaried employees specifically, then yes, "less work" means "consistently getting less done than is asked for on the timescale expected of you". But my argument still holds! This is something I've personally witnessed a handful of co-workers do. You're not wrong that it's up to employers to measure, but part of that measurement relies on trust between the employee and employer.

What you're implicitly arguing for is a complete lack of trust, which leads to an entirely different set of workplace problems

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by const_cast on Saturday May 31, 2025 @09:34PM (#44148069)
> What you're implicitly arguing for is a complete lack of trust, which leads to an entirely different set of workplace problems

This is already the current situation. This is why your computer is monitored and you badge in.

And, on the topic of badging in, the reason we do this is because measuring output is hard, and company's are lazy. Measuring time is easy, so they just use that as a proxy for output.

That's why a good worker being 15 minutes late every day will eventually get fired, but a bad worker sitting around on his phone will not.

Is this is a good way to measure output? Of course not, it's pretty much the most naive and simplistic way you can do it. But it's the most popular method chosen, so, here we are.

Look, getting less work done than is expected of you relies on knowing that expectation, which you don't. Has it occurred to you that those "stealing" might just legitimately think that they ARE doing what's expected of them? I mean, they're doing it... and they're employed... so what's the expectation?

At the end of the day it would be nice to all hold hands and sing kumbaya. But ultimately, we are all trying to do the least stuff we need to do to get results. Companies are putting in the absolute least amount of effort to measuring performance, and employees are putting in the least effort to get their job done. So, it seems fair to me, and I don't think anyone is stealing.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by try_the_bass on Sunday June 01, 2025 @01:42AM (#44148884)
> This is already the current situation. This is why your computer is monitored and you badge in.

But it's not, and I'm not?

I haven't ever worked under these conditions, and I've worked a handful of jobs over close to 20 years. I'm always confused when people like yourself make these sweeping statements, given I've never once encountered them.

I know I haven't encountered them because I've witnessed coworkers at a few of those jobs do fuck all all day and never get in trouble for it. Their computers clearly weren't being monitored, because they used them to work on personal projects all day.

> That's why a good worker being 15 minutes late every day will eventually get fired, but a bad worker sitting around on his phone will not.

I've had coworkers very infrequently show up to work and just "work from home" while still getting nothing done, so again, my lived experience contradicts your absolute statements? Maybe I'm just not working the same kinds of jobs you are?

> Is this is a good way to measure output? Of course not, it's pretty much the most naive and simplistic way you can do it. But it's the most popular method chosen, so, here we are.

Every place I've worked has measured output in terms of concrete objectives being achieved in "reasonable" timeframes. "Reasonable" is always highly subjective, and I've definitely been the one who hasn't gotten things done within initial estimates because it turned out here there be dragons or some such. I've generally had good managers who understand the work, and are technical enough to understand why it sometimes takes longer than expected.

The coworkers I've seen fired for poor performance were the ones who consistently didn't get things done within their own estimates, and were consistently unable to provide good rationale for why. The ones I've seen who have done fuck all and gotten away with it were the ones especially good at coming up with plausible reasons for the endless delays, and were otherwise on good terms with their managers (or had less technically managers who were easier to hoodwink). Others took the tactic of never taking on solo work, and then always "pairing" on everything (but never actually contributing any real work).

> Look, getting less work done than is expected of you relies on knowing that expectation, which you don't. Has it occurred to you that those "stealing" might just legitimately think that they ARE doing what's expected of them? I mean, they're doing it... and they're employed... so what's the expectation?

Seems to me you are arguing in favor of people doing nothing and getting paid for it? I mean, isn't that what you're saying here?

That's literally stealing, is it not? Sure, they might be getting away with it, but people steal and get away with it all the time, but that doesn't make it right.

You're essentially making the argument that "if you can get away with theft, it's not theft," which really says a lot more about you than it does about me.

> At the end of the day it would be nice to all hold hands and sing kumbaya. But ultimately, we are all trying to do the least stuff we need to do to get results. Companies are putting in the absolute least amount of effort to measuring performance, and employees are putting in the least effort to get their job done. So, it seems fair to me, and I don't think anyone is stealing.

Yeah, no, this has never been the case for any of the places I've worked, and I find it hard to believe I've just "gotten lucky". I think you're just spewing bullshit that isn't actually reflective of reality. It might be true for some companies, but it's absolutely untrue as a general rule, which is what you're putting forth here.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by const_cast on Sunday June 01, 2025 @07:43PM (#44154629)
> You're essentially making the argument that "if you can get away with theft, it's not theft," which really says a lot more about you than it does about me.

No, that's not at all the argument I'm making. I'm making the argument that being a poor worker is not theft because it cannot be. Because theft requires you stealing something, and salary employees cannot steal time because they are not paid by time.

> I think you're just spewing bullshit that isn't actually reflective of reality

This has been the case everywhere I've been employed and has also been the case with everyone I know.

Look, I don't really care if you think your company is different and I'm certainly not going to try to convince you that your experience isn't real. That's not productive.

All I'm saying is, if we have a problem where workers aren't doing a good job, that's a measuring problem. Your company figured out the measuring problem. Congratulations! Most haven't, which is why they have so many shitty workers. They just need to put in more effort into measurement.

Ultimately the company is the sole entity responsible for setting expectations. If they're letting people get away with less work, then they're signalling "what you're doing is okay and you should keep doing it". I'm not going to fault random workers who have zero leverage or control in anything because their company and managers decided to be lazy and irresponsible.

You want to measure performance? Yeah, that takes effort and knowledge. Putting in an HID reader isn't gonna cut it.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by exe34 on Wednesday May 28, 2025 @04:32AM (#44113888)
Isn't that a case for a performance improvement plan or disciplinary review then? Sounds more like bad management to me.
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by try_the_bass on Friday May 30, 2025 @12:29AM (#44132862)
Sure, but there's inherent latency between detecting the bad behavior and punishing it. Sometimes that latency is infinite, as tends to be the case in many government jobs.

It's not just a "bad management" issue, and trying to blame it entirely on the company is just as bullshit as blaming it entirely on the worker.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by exe34 on Friday May 30, 2025 @04:22AM (#44134105)
> If an employee completes all the work assigned to them

The criterion is very clear for the point I'm making. Either you completed the work that was assigned or you didn't.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by SoftTalker on Monday May 26, 2025 @01:07PM (#44099323)
Real theft by employees is also extremely common. Especially in retail and food service.
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by triceratops on Monday May 26, 2025 @01:53PM (#44099806)
And is treated as a criminal matter. But the manager telling employees to clock out before their shift ends is a civil matter.
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by SoftTalker on Monday May 26, 2025 @04:19PM (#44101289)
Most often an employee caught stealing is just fired. If there's significant value involved perhaps the police would get a call.

Telling an employee to clock out and keep working is a labor law violation, that's not just a civil matter. It happens, but often with the agreement of the employee. I.e. "I know you're about to hit overtime, so if you clock out I'll give you cash, otherwise I have to send you home."

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by triceratops on Monday May 26, 2025 @04:48PM (#44101538)
The point is the police will take a complaint in the case of employee theft.

And the "agreement" of the employee is utterly meaningless because it's not a negotiation between equals. Coercion is more accurate.

> labor law violation, that's not just a civil matter

So people go to jail over it? It goes on their criminal record and comes up in background checks?

> I'll give you cash

This part sounds like pure fantasy. And the cash would be less than overtime pay (otherwise why even make the offer) so it's still wage theft.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by exe34 on Wednesday May 28, 2025 @04:33AM (#44113897)
> if you clock out I'll give you cash

Yes, but on what planet?

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by reactordev on Monday May 26, 2025 @01:19PM (#44099454)
Target has a whole surveillance department just for this
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by lostlogin on Monday May 26, 2025 @01:19PM (#44099447)
> retail and food service.

Two industries that typically pay significantly less than a living wage and which have a reputation for treating their employees like absolute dirt.

Would you respect your employer if they didn’t respect you?

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by AuryGlenz on Monday May 26, 2025 @04:03PM (#44101142)
My sister was a waitress at Red Lobster in somewhat of a tourism city and made absolute bank. She still stole stuff like cutlery, salt shakers, etc. Let’s not pretend that most people that are stealing are Robin Hood types.
Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by lostlogin on Tuesday May 27, 2025 @05:02AM (#44105164)
I don’t think what you and I have said is in opposition?

It’s mutual distain between employee and employer.

Re:German court sends VW execs to prison over Dieselgate sca... by Teever on Monday May 26, 2025 @01:22PM (#44099478)
When this conversation comes up it is typically mentioned that employers have mechanisms of enforcement that are tied to their basic accounting required for taxes as well as surveillance cameras that are also meant to watch customers for theft. They also have the ability to contact law enforcement and have their employees arrested for theft.

There is an asymmetry in this relationship however where employees don't practically have recourse when their employers steal from them.