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Re:GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation by silexia on Tuesday February 11, 2025 @11:51PM (#43022007)
GigSlave is the comedy name... The US federal government is the real name. We are all partial slaves - we either do work for it (money paid in the form of taxes) or we face prison.
Re:GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation by add-sub-mul-div on Wednesday February 12, 2025 @12:06AM (#43022087)
Right, because civilization and having that responsibility is better than everyone living in caves individually with no responsibilities. This is not a bad tradeoff and you would not actually be happy with the reality of your rhetoric.
Re:GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation by silexia on Wednesday February 12, 2025 @10:39AM (#43026419)
This country was founded specifically to have a small and weak federal government. The states were supposed to have more power. Now the federal government continues to grow and grow, it's like a cancer.
Re:GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation by m00x on Wednesday February 12, 2025 @01:26AM (#43022485)
you're free to move out?
Re:GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation by petesmithy on Wednesday February 12, 2025 @03:25AM (#43023124)
These folks at The Onion are too good .. I clicked this thinking it for a moment that I’d missed an egregiously-named real tech company and this was a serious article. It’s been a while. Well played!!
Re:GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation by decimalenough on Wednesday February 12, 2025 @03:43AM (#43023231)
Don't miss the "Top News" one-liners!

  * Federal Employees Given 60 Days to Get Baptized
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  * Trump Continues To Test Legal Limits, Declares Self One of 'Fantastic Four'
Re:GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation by andrewinardeer on Wednesday February 12, 2025 @04:24AM (#43023512)
Does anyone know the URL for PovertyHub?