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Re:Butts Are Difficult by thelastparadise on Saturday July 20, 2024 @09:32PM (#41021675)
The hard thing about this is that it's not all software. Just look up what can go wrong with "the handy."

The thing is a pinch hazard and a user could get their scrotum sucked into the slit of the machine, or get pinched as it vigorously slides back down.

Just look up the reports of what can go wrong --it's not pretty. ("do not press it on your scrotum" is the frequent community refrain.)

AFAIK, most of these devices do not have pressure sensors and feedback mechanisms. They're output only.

No amount of software develpper empathy will help as when things go wrong it will happily slice your genitals off and keep chugging away.

Re:Butts Are Difficult by qdot76367 on Saturday July 20, 2024 @09:41PM (#41021720)
Yup, you are completely correct on the sensor side. I try to be fairly choosy in what we support, but yeah some strokers and machines definitely do not have the safety features I’d like.

Many years ago, there was another device that relied on a lubrication pump, but the pump never worked very well (building a pump for unspecified body safe lubricants is difficult on several levels).

The term “degloving” got used in relation to the hardware a couple of times.

Re:Butts Are Difficult by squigz on Saturday July 20, 2024 @10:56PM (#41022041)
Well this comment will ensure I never use toys like that. :P
Re:Butts Are Difficult by stavros on Saturday July 20, 2024 @10:28PM (#41021926)
What are degs, and why does it love them?
Re:Butts Are Difficult by ben_w on Sunday July 21, 2024 @05:36AM (#41023743)
In this context… well.

I'm going to Rot13 this so I don't make people faint.

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Re:Butts Are Difficult by stavros on Sunday July 21, 2024 @06:24AM (#41023967)
I know, it was a joke :( I thought it was fairly good.
Re:Butts Are Difficult by hollowpython on Wednesday July 24, 2024 @12:48PM (#41058979)
> The hard thing about this

I see what you did there.