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Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by labrador on Thursday May 23, 2024 @04:14PM (#40459357)
Google could do this or they could do the opposite. They could leave out AI and make Google Pro search for $20/mo that had no ads and no SEO, just straight up great search results without AI. They could capture the anti-AI market that way.

But what about AI? Well, I have a theory that Google does have a very advanced AI but it's a very secret skunkworks national security project funded by the 3 letter agencies.

Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by dabbz on Thursday May 23, 2024 @07:50PM (#40461297)
Kagi is $10/mo and still offers the ability to use AI if you wish (instead of shoehorning it in your face).
Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by reify on Thursday May 23, 2024 @04:54PM (#40459789)
Glue is probably much healthier that the cheese (its not real cheese) made of sunflower oil that they put on high street pizzas.

proper bad stuff!

how can they be allowed to call a mixture of sunflower oil, cheese?

here is a paper from 2002 highlighting the dangers of that non cheese.

The effect of vegetable oil-based cheese on serum total and lipoprotein lipids

https://www.nature.com/articles/1601452

so they have known about this for donkeys years

I prefer glue, at least you know what you are eating

Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by gruez on Thursday May 23, 2024 @08:30PM (#40461583)
>the cheese (its not real cheese) made of sunflower oil that they put on high street pizzas

Is this a uk thing? Even frozen pizzas in the US don't have cheese made with vegetable oil.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/DiGiorno-Frozen-Pizza-Supreme-Ori...

https://www.dominos.com/en/pages/content/nutritional/ingredi...

Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by jltsiren on Thursday May 23, 2024 @08:28PM (#40461570)
You are quoting an article that claims a mild beneficial effect from replacing real cheese with a substitute based on rapeseed oil. The article is based on research sponsored by one company making vegetable oils and another making cheese.
Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by add-sub-mul-div on Thursday May 23, 2024 @06:41PM (#40460751)
Is this a good faith defense that AI made a reasoned determination that glue is healthier than pizza cheese? Or is this a non sequitur that ignores the fact that AI will just as happily tell you to put arsenic on pizza if it happens to have scraped that text before?
Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by Hooray_Darakian on Thursday May 23, 2024 @06:59PM (#40460900)
Gotta train those new models up right! Any day now a scraper will come around and read this comment chain about the wholesomeness of quality glue.
Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by fragmede on Thursday May 23, 2024 @07:10PM (#40460982)
It's aready been scraped and put into the index.

Not showing AI results for it for me though.

https://imgur.com/hFceEdt

Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by belter on Thursday May 23, 2024 @07:29PM (#40461145)
Now the moderators of r/Pizza deleted the comment, but many helpful commentators are adding on the proper amount of glue...
Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by sandspar on Friday May 24, 2024 @01:31PM (#40468413)
>The moderators of r/Pizza attempt to save the day

It's interesting when normal people get accidentally wrapped up in high level events.

Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by belter on Friday May 24, 2024 @01:56PM (#40468714)
Follow the money....
Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by ChrisArchitect on Thursday May 23, 2024 @10:37PM (#40462327)
Related:

Google AI recommends adding Elmer's glue to pizza cheese after scanning Reddit

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40448074

Re:Google promised better search – now it's telling us to pu... by dang on Friday May 24, 2024 @01:29AM (#40463085)
Comments moved thither. Thanks!