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Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by modeless on Thursday April 25, 2024 @08:06PM (#40164529)
They had amazingly high production values on classics like "Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA and "Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

I wonder why they stopped.

Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by dralley on Thursday April 25, 2024 @08:15PM (#40164589)
I assume video content is much more expensive

They may also have been victimized by the scandal where Facebook was lying about the engagement that short-form videos generated over other kinds of content, leading several content producers into bankruptcy or near bankruptcy through loss of ad revenue when they pivoted towards it.

https://slate.com/technology/2018/10/facebook-online-video-p...

https://www.ccn.com/facebook-lied-about-video-metrics/

Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by actionfromafar on Friday April 26, 2024 @02:14AM (#40166392)
Never trust a con artist.
Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by jkestner on Thursday April 25, 2024 @08:18PM (#40164599)
From what I gather, they invested in Onion News Network for IFC, and when that got canceled relatively quickly, they didn't risk online-only distribution. Maybe 2011 was too early to pivot to video? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_News_Network

My favorite bit, still stuck in my head whenever I see politicians from both parties rush to the scene of a protest or whatever, is "New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK_r-jEXg

Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by Talanes on Friday April 26, 2024 @01:11AM (#40166130)
>Maybe 2011 was too early to pivot to video?

The whole pivot to video era that crippled a whole bunch of online writing outlets was still four years out, so definitely too early.

Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by karaokeyoga on Thursday April 25, 2024 @08:43PM (#40164749)
“EVERYTHING is just a few hundred clicks away”
Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by PyWoody on Thursday April 25, 2024 @08:15PM (#40164591)
HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ntPxdWAWq8
Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by swyx on Thursday April 25, 2024 @08:25PM (#40164650)
pepperidge farm remembers when the onion produced hilarious articles.

lets collate the best of the best. i'll start:

https://www.theonion.com/protagonist-scrolls-intensely-throu...

https://www.theonion.com/jumbled-nest-of-cords-makes-move-to...

Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by jenny91 on Thursday April 25, 2024 @08:50PM (#40164790)
~1:40 of the Apple video has this amazing headline scroll through the bottom:

> Congress approves intellectual stimulus package giving every American a graduate degree

Re:Jeff Lawson Buys The Onion by dyno12345 on Thursday April 25, 2024 @09:09PM (#40164890)
I think they raised a bunch of funding at one point and then ran out of it