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Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by stavros on Tuesday February 20, 2024 @07:11PM (#39448659)
git bikesect
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by fargle on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @12:54AM (#39450603)
can't upvote enough
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by flemhans on Tuesday February 20, 2024 @07:44PM (#39448882)
Funny but cops know this trick
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by google234123 on Tuesday February 20, 2024 @07:53PM (#39448948)
its annoying how those in power want us to forgo cars and bike but also are happy to normalize decriminalize crime…
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by tyleo on Tuesday February 20, 2024 @08:27PM (#39449180)
Just sounds like a lazy cop to me.
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by thereisnospork on Tuesday February 20, 2024 @08:57PM (#39449332)
Normalization of lazy cops is part and parcel of normalizing the decriminalization of crime.

It shouldn't controversial that crime shouldn't be tolerated and yet here we are tolerating it and normalizing that tolerance as 'just' how things are.

Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by blueprint on Tuesday February 20, 2024 @09:41PM (#39449571)
if people want to avoid the normalization of crime they should try to learn what the criteria of good and bad are and not forget it

but there's an obvious push back against that

chances are those who push against it are trying to hide their own crimes in the darkness and confusion.

Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by sagarm on Tuesday February 20, 2024 @11:10PM (#39450059)
Bike theft was normalized long ago.
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by NikkiA on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @12:45AM (#39450555)
Largely by the pro-car group.

'If you didn't want your bike nicked you should have bought a car' is a phrase often uttered by the public and police alike.

Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by shotnothing on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @07:06AM (#39452822)
is it actually?
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by seanhunter on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @12:04AM (#39450340)
The argument didn't go well not because the cop doesn't understand but because the cop doesn't care when the bike got stolen, how it got stolen, who stole it or that it was stolen at all.

I had an expensive motorbike stolen. It had a tracker so I could see exactly when it was stolen, where they took my poor bike to remove the tracker etc. I gave all this data to the cops and they did precisely nothing whatsoever about it.

They don't care at all about bike theft.

Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by 6510 on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @12:58AM (#39450626)
That conversation gets even more interesting when you tell them you are going there yourself, with some friends.
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by wizerdrobe on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @06:43AM (#39452633)
At that point might as well never involve the police so they have no leads on the recovery.
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by bonton89 on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @07:36AM (#39453033)
The only reason to involve the cops at all in this stuff really is to get a police report for insurance purposes.
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by PH95VuimJjqBqy on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @02:25PM (#39458297)
yep, I had my apartment broken into years ago and never bothered filling out a police report. It's just not useful.
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by dartharva on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @12:15AM (#39450402)
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by wly_cdgr on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @01:03AM (#39450645)
You have to be pretty stupid to think cops are too stupid to understand binary search
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by giladamar on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @07:38AM (#39453041)
I thought that's what they already do?

if is_black: search() else: pass

Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by foobarxyzzy on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @08:45AM (#39453687)
Computer scientist patronizes the little person. We really are the most arrogant profession.
Re:Computer scientist had bike stolen and tried to explain b... by aamoyg on Thursday February 22, 2024 @08:55AM (#39467096)
The cops have tools they can put video through which tell them the sus activities at the station, and even match potential suspects. Any kind of human based search is super naive unless these tools fail to work.