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Re:Mornington Crescent by henrikschroder on Monday February 12, 2024 @04:44PM (#39350939)
You can play this game in it's simplest form with children, to teach them about anticipation and social cues and hidden rules.

The base game is super simple. You go around taking turns, each player saying a London underground station - or pick a similar, familiar, enumerable set - and the first one who says Mornington Crescent wins the game. When someone does, you quickly announce the winner and immediately start a new round.

If you play it with children, see how long it takes them to realize that the fun lies in not saying the winning station. And how much fun you can have by anticipating what the others are going to say.

Re:Mornington Crescent by vundercind on Monday February 12, 2024 @05:13PM (#39351252)
Anyone got other good social-games for kids?

I’ll contribute: Questions, in which one attempts to carry on a “conversation” consisting entirely of questions that may not be nonsensical or non-sequiturs. First person to ask a garbage/illegal question or to make a statement, loses. Traditionally initiated with “would you like to play questions?”

And: some of the imagination games from Impro can be good. Collaborative automatic writing (though the adult will need to self-censor a bit); tricking a kid who “can’t think of stories” into writing a story by asking you questions about a “secret story” you wrote (you did no such thing—of course you eventually clue them in that they’re far more imaginative than they believed), that kind of stuff.

Re:Mornington Crescent by crooked-v on Monday February 12, 2024 @05:52PM (#39351659)
Did you know that Whose Line Is It Anyway has some great examples of that first game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cX8KLOb0w8

Re:Mornington Crescent by afandian on Monday February 12, 2024 @04:55PM (#39351069)
My wife and I are convinced that Pokemon is a giant secret extended game of Mornington Crescent played by the younger generation. Which is a comfort.
Re:Mornington Crescent by bitwize on Monday February 12, 2024 @10:28PM (#39353972)
I'm convinced that corporate Agile is a Mornington Crescent-like game in which a team pretends to be an effective team that responds to vague, changing requirements with adaptable solutions... but they're really engaged in appeasing upper management, who have already set a budget and a deadline, with burndown charts and good JIRA velocity numbers.
Re:Mornington Crescent by afandian on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @04:07AM (#39355896)
If so, there is at least hope of it being brought to a sudden, swift conclusion.
Re:Mornington Crescent by bitwize on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @12:11AM (#39366738)
And be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
Re:Mornington Crescent by stavros on Monday February 12, 2024 @05:54PM (#39351689)
I don't understand this. Why wouldn't I just immediately say Mornington Crescent? And why would I anticipate what the next person says? Why don't they just say Mornington Crescent? This is baffling.
Re:Mornington Crescent by frereubu on Monday February 12, 2024 @06:45PM (#39352232)
Perhaps listening to a game would help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lziCsPmlbZI
Re:Mornington Crescent by stavros on Monday February 12, 2024 @06:49PM (#39352285)
I was looking for that, thank you!
Re:Mornington Crescent by frereubu on Monday February 12, 2024 @06:53PM (#39352330)
This is another good one where the taking part is the fun bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqLIvLCwxLo
Re:Mornington Crescent by LandR on Monday February 12, 2024 @07:05PM (#39352457)
No, I'm still confused. What is going on? Is the whole point that it's gibberish?
Re:Mornington Crescent by tomoyoirl on Monday February 12, 2024 @07:32PM (#39352658)
It’s not actually a game about saying “Mornington Crescent.” It’s a game where you pretend to play a game which is about saying Mornington Crescent, and pretend there’s all these rules and clever moves to make and clever things to say, and the more satisfyingly similar to that imaginary game that you get, the more clever / nonsense your “moves” sound, the more you have won.
Re:Mornington Crescent by PaulRobinson on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @05:13AM (#39356229)
Oh. I see. An Elizabeth Line reverse swing strategy here, I see. What has this come to?

Look tomoyoirl, I'm as upset as you are about you being barred from the AMCC (Amateur Mornington Crescent Committee), and you running off in protest to join the ACMC (Amateur Mornington Crescent Club), but there's really no need to spread these absurd stories!

Is this about that time you were Clapham Junctioned on that West flank? I agree it shouldn't have happened and you were right to argue you weren't in nib, but c'mon... no need for this, it's just a game...

Re:Mornington Crescent by tomoyoirl on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @09:08AM (#39357733)
I just like being helpful to people who are confused and afraid. Sorry if that’s a problem to you, or anyone else.

Anyway. Aldgate East. Your move.

Re:Mornington Crescent by PaulRobinson on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @01:17PM (#39360819)
You know full well that you can't start play with any station on the Hammersmith & City line in a leap year February outside of sanctioned L4+ tournament play.
Re:Mornington Crescent by tomoyoirl on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @02:28PM (#39361698)
Well, ordinarily no, but as it happens I am qualified to use the Orthodox rules for the calculation of the date of Easter, which you will find bypasses the 40-day window entirely and renders the restriction moot. Have a pleasant pancake day, and remember you are dust; to dust you shall return.
Re:Mornington Crescent by henrikschroder on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @05:53PM (#39363988)
I am so happy that at least a few people here knows how the game works, and it's made even funnier by the smattering of commenters who don't get it! :-D

Like I said, it's a great exercise for teaching kids about interpersonal communication. And apparently a couple of adults as well.

Re:Mornington Crescent by amalcon on Monday February 12, 2024 @07:37PM (#39352701)
It's kind of like a more cerebral party game. The object of the game is not to win; the object of the game is to use it as a framework for a social interaction.

The closest analogue is probably something like Apples to Apples, but with debate permitted. You're trying to make the most amusing (and therefore strongest) play every turn, but nobody really cares who wins.

Re:Mornington Crescent by PaulRobinson on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @02:35AM (#39355464)
Gibberish was actually a station near Baker Street that closed in 1937. Are you making a joke?
Re:Mornington Crescent by martynr on Monday February 12, 2024 @06:10PM (#39351845)
It’s not the winning, it’s the taking part
Re:Mornington Crescent by 4ndrewl on Monday February 12, 2024 @06:35PM (#39352124)
Northfields
Re:Mornington Crescent by stavros on Monday February 12, 2024 @06:38PM (#39352166)
Mornington Crescent.
Re:Mornington Crescent by PaulRobinson on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @02:37AM (#39355469)
No, I'm sorry we've already stated in this thread we're playing the Atlantic variant for our American cousins - you therefore can't do the Piccadilly Stretch from Northfields, and you therefore lose the game.
Re:Mornington Crescent by stavros on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @02:43AM (#39355493)
I'm Greek, which means I can capture High Barnet under the Her Majesty variant and win the game.
Re:Mornington Crescent by afandian on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @02:59AM (#39355563)
Too soon.
Re:Mornington Crescent by PaulRobinson on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @04:48AM (#39356106)
Oh I am sorry, you might not be aware that Greeks explicitly lost the ability to play Monarchial Variants when Prince Philip passed away. It's stipulated in Volume XIIV of the Windsor Appendix. To be fair to you, it is in itself in Appendix IV, Section 41, so it's easily missed by casual players.
Re:Mornington Crescent by PaulRobinson on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @02:34AM (#39355460)
You can if you're playing the 1972 West Kensington Consortium rules but most players consider this rather poor form.
Re:Mornington Crescent by mikhailfranco on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @09:23AM (#39357861)
One tease is to mention stations nearly adjacent to Mornington Crescent, and see if the other contestants take the bait. Of course, a 9-dan player will acknowledge the potential move, but then give a preposterous, but perfectly valid, reason why it cannot be accomplished.
Re:Mornington Crescent by henrikschroder on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @05:25PM (#39363683)
> Why wouldn't I just immediately say Mornington Crescent?

Congratulations, you win! Let's play another round. I'll start.

Tottenham Court Road. Your turn.

(Also, thank you for illustrating why this is a good exercise that a lot of people - including you - would benefit greatly from!)

Re:Mornington Crescent by stavros on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @05:28PM (#39363719)
Mornington Crescent.

This game is great.

(Seriously, though, I get the joke now)

Re:Mornington Crescent by henrikschroder on Tuesday February 13, 2024 @05:39PM (#39363836)
Congratulations, you win! Let's play another round, I'll go first.

Hyde Park Corner. Your turn!