I heavily doubt that and think you heavily underestimate DN markets by service and volume. We live in crazy times, that's sure.
The number of times I've tried to get friends to make orders on DNMs over the years with no success. If I'd just passed them a Telegram username and told them to download the app they'd have done it there and then.
I ask because… if this is something a lot of people do, then it must either be really simple or there are howtos on youtube/quora/… and I can't find any howto.
It's not complicated at all
You wrote that GP "heavily underestimate DN markets by service and volume". If those markets can't be found using mass-market search engines and don't accept payment using mass-market payment services, then I think they're either nïche or you need to explain how they reached large volume.
A crypto wallet, that connects to one of those multi Billion Dollar networks, very well could be viewed as 'mass market payment service'. I at least know more people using crypto than PayPal, most no 'hackers'.
The largest single market is probably Telegram. I bought some cannabis live resin on Telegram just this week. Next day delivery!
IMO no dark net market will ever be bigger than an app you can download on iOS and Android