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Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by stavros on Thursday December 14, 2023 @04:06AM (#38639346)
What lone developer says "let me find all the GPS coordinates of all the train repair shops and make the trains not work if they've been parked there for days"?
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by ykonstant on Thursday December 14, 2023 @04:45AM (#38639568)
Don't underestimate these damned rouge developers!
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by grudg3 on Thursday December 14, 2023 @05:41AM (#38639910)
I've heard of Khmer Rouge but not of Dev Rouge before.
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by dirtyhippiefree on Thursday December 14, 2023 @07:58AM (#38640819)
Humor is so little appreciated these days.
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by smolder on Thursday December 14, 2023 @08:47AM (#38641256)
Humor is prevalent in the internets various forums. It's well appreciated generally - easy upvotes on Reddit and elsewhere. But that also means that a serious forum with higher signal-to-noise ratio is something uniquely valuable.
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by Yizahi on Thursday December 14, 2023 @05:41AM (#38639907)
"My cat slept on the keyboard and accidentally developed and merged working advertisement feature into a release build of the new AC game. It was totally on accident, happens all the time." (c) Ubisoft
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by LegitShady on Thursday December 14, 2023 @08:47AM (#38641253)
"I come to you now with apologies. This is the third time my cat has put paid mods into Skyrim, something for which he is very very sorry you are unhappy about."
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by tiborsaas on Thursday December 14, 2023 @06:42AM (#38640305)
Yeah, sounds like a secret 20% project :)
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by amelius on Thursday December 14, 2023 @08:32AM (#38641139)
Management: "a 6-pack of beer for the brilliant dev who figures out a solution to this problem of us ..."
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by saalweachter on Thursday December 14, 2023 @08:34AM (#38641152)
We talk on HN a lot about ethics and programming and the importance of engineers refusing to develop unethical software.

But I think we need another PSA that, if you are going to write some code that could land you in jail, make sure you get your entire reporting chain in writing telling you to do it, up to and including the CEO and the board of directors.

Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by nmeofthestate on Thursday December 14, 2023 @01:13PM (#38644862)
Alternatively, if you're going to break the law, don't do that (break the law).
Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by sgift on Thursday December 14, 2023 @01:45PM (#38645316)
All of them. Dieselgate? Rogue dev. Trains breaking for independent shops? Rogue dev. Some airplane going down because of bad software? Rogue dev.

Repeat after me: The company is never at fault.

Re:Trains were designed to break down after third-party repa... by u32480932048 on Thursday December 14, 2023 @01:55PM (#38645487)
Perhaps GitHub Autopilot and ChatGPT teamed up to write the code upon noticing that the developer tripped and fell, causing a GSM modem to fall off their desk and into the assembly process.