Because Saturn rockets cost 1.3 billion dollars EACH.

A test starship is nowhere near that, though we don't have exact numbers. Probably closer to $100 million.

Also SpaceX is trying to solve a much harder problem. If you would have asked that Saturn team "Also, land all the stages of the rocket", the likely answer you would have got is "Screw off, you're insane" or "Give me 100 billion dollars".

Also getting Raptor engines to work. The second Starship test was a massive achievement because the SuperHeavy Raptors all worked. That's an engine design with numerous advantages which wasn't practical when the Russians tried it, but might now be practical (certainly looks to be from the test) because control systems technology is small and powerful enough (i.e. similar to how modern fighter jets fly in aerodynamically unstable regimes requiring active computer control - we have them now because we have the computers which can do it).

> how come people with sliding rulers and navigation computers 'knitted' by local grannies have lost 0 Saturn rockets.

The fuck? NASA lost people in production hardware multiple times.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_6 "The damaged third-stage engine failed to restart for trans-lunar injection... Despite the engine failures, the flight provided NASA with enough confidence to use the Saturn V for crewed launches..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_13

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Challenger_disas...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Columbia_disaste...

Here's a fun one: They tested the Saturn crew escape system. The booster was supposed to blow up, and demonstrate the crew would survive... but the test went wrong, and it blew up early, when it shouldn't have. The crew abort worked, so test failed successfully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqeJzItldSQ

Apollo 1 was very much not production hardware. "The Vintage Space" channel on YT has a good rundown, "Duplicate Apollo Spacecraft". They didn't lose any crew on production hardware, although 13 was close.

AS-204 was absolutely production hardware. The later hardware was different because three people died. They died in rehearsal for an actual mission.

> Apollo 1, initially designated AS-204, was planned to be the first crewed mission of the Apollo program.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_1

The second version was already starting production when three people died. There was never any intention to build any more of the first one, or to send it beyond low Earth orbit.

Changes were made based on the fire. The capsule was “production” in the sense that it was going to carry people. It doesn’t need to be mass produced to be “prod”. It’s prod like “this instance matters”.

Apollo 1 should have been production like it mattered. But instead the first prototype was pressed into service because the real one wasn't ready yet. The fire was proof.

“In service” and “production” are synonymous in this case.

Not as it turned out.

No Saturn V launch failed. The very first all-up test of the Saturn V, Apollo 4, was a complete success. Apollo 6 was mostly a success, aside from the failure of the S-IVB to restart, and no part of the vehicle was lost. Every crewed launch of the Saturn V was a success, the Apollo 13 failures were unrelated to the Saturn V. For the uncrewed launch of Skylab on SA-513 the booster's S-IC and S-II stages worked normally. The third stage was Skylab itself, a converted S-IVB. It reached orbit successfully despite sustaining severe damage resulting in the loss of the station's micrometeoroid shield/sun shade and one of its main solar panels.

The "accidental abort test" was launched on a Little Joe II, a simple single-stage solid rocket motor, not a Saturn of any variety. This booster was unrelated to any Saturn hardware.

So, if Starship killed a crew of three in a pre-launch rehearsal like Apollo 1 did, you’d be on here defending it as not a problem?

If the Starship second stage failed to restart causing it to fail to get to TLI, or tried to take out its manned crew like 13 did, you’d be claiming it’s still a sterling safety record?

You’d have considered this test a success if it reached orbit “despite sustaining severe damage” on the way up?

Come on.

> Every crewed launch of the Saturn V was a success

Fine. Same for Starship, so far.

“My hunch is that whatever happens, we'll see scenes of Apollo people clapping and cheering and Apollo fans calling the flight a success. From what they tell me, no Apollo launch has ever failed.”

It's ok to just say, "You're right, I was wrong". Try it some time, you might be surprised how much better you feel about yourself.

Does this approach work for you often?

If you're exploding million dollar hardware w/ your software development, maybe it's time to change careers.

Every Saturn rocket was lost.

We know right where each came down.

a) Those people with sliding rulers and navigation computers also had 2.5 % of American GDP annually at their disposal, which is several orders of magnitude more than anyone now has. (Be it SpaceX or Boeing or whoever...)

b) The Apollo program actually cost not just money, but human lives = a much worse outcome than just losing a test rocket. And Apollo 13 crew was very lucky to have returned to Earth alive.

c) Losses of test hardware can only really be somewhat prevented by being extremely careful and pedantic during development, which takes time, and guess what? More time spent obsessing about every single detail = more money spent on development. It is entirely possible that the "hardware is expendable" approach is much cheaper than what you would like to have.