Re:Tyrian purple: Ancient pigment that was more valuable tha...
by NoMoreNicksLeft on Monday December 04, 2023 @10:14AM
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Most war elephants were extensively trained with burning pigs. But they forgot to allocate enough budget for flaming porcine that year, and the mistake was fatal.
This is why the Congress never fails to add pork to every spending bill, just in case the Romans return.
Just smear a bunch of pigs with flammable grease, set on fire, and send off towards the elephants who will promptly panic.
Super easy, barely an inconvience.