If it comes out Elon had a hand in this, I might as well cancel my Netflix.

You still need it to check Silicon Valley references.

yeah I'm sure he'll have something stupid to say about it very soon to attract the attention to himself.

Soon: "New CEO of xAI revealed to be Sam Altman"

I'm sure there's a non compete clause in his employment

Unlikely, non-compete clauses are not enforceable in California.

Not for principals/ founders. The law applies to employees.

That would be happening but Elon won't want to be overshadowed

And then in a plot twist it turns out Elon was the AGI

Or Musk returns to the board of OpenAI after a hiatus.

Never, Elon despised Sam's pivot from non-profit to for-profit. He invested 100M in the beginning.