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Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by corbezzoli on Saturday October 21, 2023 @11:58AM (#37967902)
Maybe you don’t get rich, but 7,500 tax-free dollars for a 2-minute job sound like a good deal, once you get the hang of it.

Maybe I should switch careers…

Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by seanmcdirmid on Saturday October 21, 2023 @12:19PM (#37968116)
The risk isn’t worth it to most unless you are really desperate for a stay in the fed. At least you get fed and don’t sleep unsheltered.
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by kortilla on Saturday October 21, 2023 @12:27PM (#37968200)
Caught by a fed and thrown in the fed where at least you get fed.
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by ZanyProgrammer on Saturday October 21, 2023 @12:01PM (#37967929)
Assuming you don't get caught, which if you keep on bank robbing probably increases the odds you do.
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by paulpauper on Saturday October 21, 2023 @12:49PM (#37968429)
or be a politician. they seem to make a lot of $ for little work
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by amanaplanacanal on Saturday October 21, 2023 @01:25PM (#37968799)
They do work. Just not the work you want them to do.
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by gosub100 on Saturday October 21, 2023 @01:24PM (#37968775)
bank robbery is automatically upgraded to the FBI and has (IIRC) a minimum sentence of 7 years, worse if you use a real weapon. I'm sure there are other ways to commit a petty offense or 2 that would net the same amount with less risk.
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by dragonwriter on Saturday October 21, 2023 @01:30PM (#37968841)
Robbery has an under 25% clearance rate, but bank robbery has an over 60% clearance rate—the median bank robber gets prison (yes, 80% of stolen funds aren’t recovered, but how much of a prison term js getting away with $7,500 worth?)
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by Arainach on Saturday October 21, 2023 @01:45PM (#37968978)
Robbery is often committed by a single person. Bank robbery generally requires multiple, and often results in multiple charges per crime (which can skew clearance rates)
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by dragonwriter on Saturday October 21, 2023 @02:06PM (#37969153)
"You'll also likely have more people to split the money with" is further eroding the appeal of the $7,500 take.
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by codedokode on Saturday October 21, 2023 @02:10PM (#37969184)
If bank robbery is less profitable than working for a minimum salary then why people do it?
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by dragonwriter on Saturday October 21, 2023 @02:18PM (#37969222)
Because as should be obvious to the most casual observer, assuming rationality combined with financially-return-focused utility functions produces a model of human behavior that bears basically no relationship to reality. (Which is more an answer to why the prior underlying your question is silly than it is an answer to the question, but...)
Re:In 1980s Los Angeles, a bank was robbed every hour by Spooky23 on Saturday October 21, 2023 @09:05PM (#37971955)
My brother is a detective. One of the early, surprising discoveries in career is that most criminals are dumb, fully driven by their Id. Basically, people driven by getting drugs or getting laid.