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Re:OnlyFans by notpushkin on Monday September 25, 2023 @06:56AM (#37641836)
For those looking for paid tiers: https://careers.cern/
Re:OnlyFans by JorgeGT on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:14AM (#37641997)
And if you prefer professionals, not amateurs: https://windshape.com/technology-2/
Re:OnlyFans by kramerger on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:08AM (#37641943)
They seem to be a pretty chill bunch, I wouldn't mind working there a few years.

I assume it is good for the CV too ;)

Re:OnlyFans by expertentipp on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:07AM (#37641930)
That's below my ethical and moral standards.
Re:OnlyFans by superhumanuser on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:13AM (#37641986)
... why?
Re:OnlyFans by expertentipp on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:18AM (#37642040)
Requiring to upload full portfolio and diplomas in the first step with probability of success as in any other job application, and the salaries... ehhh you're expected to live off "the prestige".
Re:OnlyFans by tehCorner on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:27AM (#37642102)
Salaries are specified in the "job grade" section, which it's linked salary it's public here: https://careers.cern/salary-conditions

also, if I recall properly of my time there salary was free of taxes :)

Re:OnlyFans by expertentipp on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:39AM (#37642197)
The second highest is 108k CHF annually. In Zurich. As a new arrival one is always expected to "put their foot in the door".
Re:OnlyFans by rspoerri on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:52AM (#37642302)
It is an entry-level salary. So if it is comparable to most other Swiss salaries for higher education, it will be able to increase by at least 70%.
Re:OnlyFans by hef19898 on Monday September 25, 2023 @08:05AM (#37642408)
But as a tech worker I can expect, screw that, demand at least 320k for a junior role! Otherwise I will be poooooor! /s

Sometimes the VC-backed bubble entitlement is nothing short of stunning.

Re:OnlyFans by expertentipp on Monday September 25, 2023 @09:04AM (#37643111)
> demand at least 320k

Instead there is "we think 70k is a fair salary (please don't look at our housing market)"... I don't think either of the amounts is reasonable.

Re:OnlyFans by hef19898 on Monday September 25, 2023 @09:17AM (#37643288)
Depends with whom you compare youself. First, as others pointed out, CERN is 100k for an entry level position that is tax excempt. Second, while I don't know about Zurich, 70k are enough to live a comfortable live in Munich. Not sure whatelse people wanr, because 70k is way above what most people in, in my example, Munich earn, and those people live as well.

Maybe people should step out of their pseudo-rich bubble and become a little bit more modest. Also, not measuring everything based on one figure, e.g. yearly salary, propably improves live quality quite a bit.

Re:OnlyFans by expertentipp on Monday September 25, 2023 @10:24AM (#37644299)
This all might be true if housing is somehow not a problem. Otherwise one is forced to climb up from the bottom-most layer of a pit of scams and abuse.
Re:OnlyFans by hef19898 on Monday September 25, 2023 @10:32AM (#37644448)
Since when is housing not part of living? My example explicitly includes housing / renting in one of the most expensive cities in Germany.
Re:OnlyFans by expertentipp on Monday September 25, 2023 @01:37PM (#37647661)
In this case, Sir, you're speaking bollocks.
Re:OnlyFans by dang on Monday September 25, 2023 @02:52PM (#37648737)
You've unfortunately been breaking the site guidelines a ton lately. If that keeps up, we're going to have to ban your account. I don't want to ban you, so would you please review the rules and stick to them? We want thoughtful, substantive, and above all curious conversation here. We don't want snark, name-calling, or flamewar.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Re:OnlyFans by MasterScrat on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:36AM (#37642174)
And also they pay for your health insurance, which in Switzerland is far from negligible
Re:OnlyFans by lhoff on Monday September 25, 2023 @07:51AM (#37642294)
There is even a "Technician for cooling and ventilation systems" Opening

https://jobs.smartrecruiters.com/CERN/743999929693353-techni...

Re:OnlyFans by PaulHoule on Monday September 25, 2023 @08:04AM (#37642394)
You know the truth about SERN, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steins;Gate_(TV_series)

and how they covered up superluminal neutrinos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYh0tWNeZJw

Re:OnlyFans by arghwhat on Monday September 25, 2023 @08:52AM (#37642938)
El Psy Kongroo
Re:OnlyFans by stefanos82 on Monday September 25, 2023 @08:46AM (#37642852)
It was FAN while it lasted! /giggles
Re:OnlyFans by wmertens on Tuesday September 26, 2023 @02:04PM (#37663361)
The CERN folks are a humorous bunch, I assume one of them is responsible for naming this epic roundabout close to CERN the "large car collider" on Google maps https://maps.app.goo.gl/iLWZRLLUWhDTjiDS7