Admirable take, but one with mixed and uncertain results;
I am ashes where once I was fire,
And the bard in my bosom is dead
~ Mad, bad, & dangerous aka George Gordon, Lord Byron
You have to do your own due diligence here. Prefer poets whose words flow like a stream; avoid those known to set the hearts of their readers ablaze.
Plus - firefighters: stereotypically buff and desirable. You'll lose your house and your partner.
The right person to call is a poet. Not otherwise associated with fire, handles a lot of paper. They hate fire!