Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt of the Earth

Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by hughesjj on Friday June 16, 2023 @10:49PM (#36366740)

Technically speaking I change the tilt of the earth every time I take a piss

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Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by treeman79 on Friday June 16, 2023 @11:42PM (#36367039)

/s Naturally the only proper response is to raise taxes to save the planet from your piss. 20 trillion should cover it.

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Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by sufficer on Friday June 16, 2023 @11:01PM (#36366812)

And everything I jump

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Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by paulddraper on Friday June 16, 2023 @11:42PM (#36367042)

I jump while I piss to offset the effect.

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Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by voisin on Saturday June 17, 2023 @12:23AM (#36367265)

There’s a Yo Mama’s So Fat joke in here somewhere.

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Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by comfrey on Saturday June 17, 2023 @01:03AM (#36367465)

Yo Yo Ma is pretty skinny

and hn is more like reddit than it used to be

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Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by twothamendment on Saturday June 17, 2023 @01:14AM (#36367516)

Are you suggesting that enough redditors moved to HN to change the tilt?

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Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by sslayer on Saturday June 17, 2023 @01:40AM (#36367619)

Every breath you take

And every move you make

Every bond you break

Every step you take

I'll be changing you

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Re:Humans Have Pumped Enough Groundwater to Change the Tilt ... by the_only_law on Saturday June 17, 2023 @01:54AM (#36367676)

Saying that is an registered thoughtcrime here.

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