You fool! You've revealed your secret base in Chesapeake Bay! I'm sending my cigarette extinguishing no fun drones, which now include a prerecorded lecture on the health effects of Coke, as per regulations, before they explode and kill you.

oh no can't believe you found me already (and definitely not the secret base of a youtuber who called my favorite video game dumb)

i sure hope you didn't call my employer at (312) 395-3146 and tell them that I (Kenny) have been a very bad boy

plz hurry & bring SWAT or i'll purge this bottle of every last phenylalanine i'll do it i swear

Never mind, I got reassign for special energetics and processing duty and I'm no longer running SWAT.

I don't know what that means because we aren't allowed to ask but I'm sure it's not being used as a living CPU and battery.