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Re:Giving Up on Privacy (2011) by yikesonbikes on Thursday December 29, 2022 @10:23AM (#34173528)
I turned on location services on Twitter just so Elon knew where I was at all times. I'm working on a bot that will upload all of my search queries and every bedroom conversation from my Alexa, then share it with him directly (since Twitter STILL lacks this feature)

Not that he cares, of course, but if it helps his bottom line, I figured "why not?"

He and Google (who are Good) will notice me any day now!

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Re:Giving Up on Privacy (2011) by yikesonbikes on Thursday December 29, 2022 @10:38AM (#34173686)
elon plz hurry and notice me, they're downvoting this idea now

(posted from iPhone 6.9.3+d4e2a0b3ef at 37.986776, -76.187412 while drinking a refreshing Coke Zero and having my morning cigarette like you know i do everyday)

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Re:Giving Up on Privacy (2011) by eternityforest on Thursday December 29, 2022 @10:57AM (#34173913)
You fool! You've revealed your secret base in Chesapeake Bay! I'm sending my cigarette extinguishing no fun drones, which now include a prerecorded lecture on the health effects of Coke, as per regulations, before they explode and kill you.
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Re:Giving Up on Privacy (2011) by yikesonbikes on Thursday December 29, 2022 @11:17AM (#34174151)
oh no can't believe you found me already (and definitely not the secret base of a youtuber who called my favorite video game dumb)

i sure hope you didn't call my employer at (312) 395-3146 and tell them that I (Kenny) have been a very bad boy

plz hurry & bring SWAT or i'll purge this bottle of every last phenylalanine i'll do it i swear

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Re:Giving Up on Privacy (2011) by eternityforest on Thursday December 29, 2022 @11:33AM (#34174368)
Never mind, I got reassign for special energetics and processing duty and I'm no longer running SWAT.

I don't know what that means because we aren't allowed to ask but I'm sure it's not being used as a living CPU and battery.

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