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Re:Giving Up on Privacy (2011) by yikesonbikes on Thursday December 29, 2022 @11:17AM (#34174151)
oh no can't believe you found me already (and definitely not the secret base of a youtuber who called my favorite video game dumb)

i sure hope you didn't call my employer at (312) 395-3146 and tell them that I (Kenny) have been a very bad boy

plz hurry & bring SWAT or i'll purge this bottle of every last phenylalanine i'll do it i swear

Re:Giving Up on Privacy (2011) by eternityforest on Thursday December 29, 2022 @11:33AM (#34174368)
Never mind, I got reassign for special energetics and processing duty and I'm no longer running SWAT.

I don't know what that means because we aren't allowed to ask but I'm sure it's not being used as a living CPU and battery.