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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by escapecharacter on Sunday December 25, 2022 @11:27AM (#34128508)
- USB 4, Series D will be defined, with 3 possible orientations, one each for display, power and data transfer

- Saudi Arabia will release an ethical standards requirement for each of its Western tech company holdings. The exact definition will be confusingly progressive, which will put everyone on guard but not be sure why.

- Google will cancel the Search product, with a press release that expounds beautifully about the future. They claim to be taking it down to bring it back in Q2 2024 powered by a LLM.

- Someone will fork Rust and C and combine them together into something called Crust. This will become wildly popular.

- James Cameron's Avatar 3 will be leaked early by accident, exposing that the movies aren't actually CGI, and all the money has gone to creating a Jurassic Park-style horrible genetic experiment.

- Twitter will have 4 separate CEOs, and end the year as a public non-profit holding.

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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by desmondwillow on Sunday December 25, 2022 @11:34AM (#34128568)
100% Chaotic Neutral predictions. Love it.
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by culi on Sunday December 25, 2022 @11:54AM (#34128718)
crust:

https://github.com/NishanthSpShetty/crust

https://github.com/uwplse/crust

https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-981-13-5953-8_...

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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by stared on Sunday December 25, 2022 @12:22PM (#34128988)
Rust takes the best parts of C.

I guess a lort of people are missing the worst. :)

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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by escapecharacter on Sunday December 25, 2022 @12:21PM (#34128983)
I'm already 1/6th accurate!
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by justcoder on Sunday December 25, 2022 @10:58PM (#34134417)
I'll add to the roster:

https://gitlab.com/ktlthebestgroup/crust

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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by nkko on Sunday December 25, 2022 @01:22PM (#34129652)
- Twitter will be then divided like a Roman empire and each CEO will reign different geo region.
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by getcrunk on Sunday December 25, 2022 @03:41PM (#34131011)
This is a joke but maybe it actually is a viable model to deal with geopolitical issues/differences. the “emperor” has overall control and gets paid his “taxes” and the local kings have some autonomy in how to deal with their regions.

But I’m sure this already happens without using medieval metaphors

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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by smsm42 on Sunday December 25, 2022 @04:33PM (#34131572)
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by raphar on Sunday December 25, 2022 @05:07PM (#34131942)
Yahoo Japan
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by postsantum on Sunday December 25, 2022 @09:01PM (#34133729)
Users wouldn't notice this though as human users from different regions are gradually being replaced by simulacrum
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by cscurmudgeon on Sunday December 25, 2022 @03:24PM (#34130887) 

  - Saudi Arabia will release an ethical standards requirement for each of its Western tech company holdings. The exact definition will be confusingly progressive, which will put everyone on guard.
Al Jazeera by Saudi Arabia
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by ashrafulla on Monday December 26, 2022 @12:08PM (#34139503)
https://english.alarabiya.net/ <-- headquartered in Riyadh
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by cscurmudgeon on Monday December 26, 2022 @09:04PM (#34144158)
You missed my point. Al Jazeera is a hyper progressive outlet that criticizes every other government but their own.

So an ethical standard by Saudi Arabia will be like that.

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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by Gunnerhead on Saturday December 31, 2022 @08:20PM (#34202592)
But AJ is Qatari, not Saudi.
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by gumboza on Sunday December 25, 2022 @05:06PM (#34131930)
I reckon at least two of these are going to come true and it will be less funny than your comment when it does.
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by pnt12 on Monday December 26, 2022 @07:13AM (#34137040)
> Google will cancel the Search product

I wouldn't be surprised if they created a new experimental search product using GPT3: GAIgle.

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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by escapecharacter on Tuesday December 27, 2022 @05:53PM (#34154956)
Hence my suggestion they’d replace it with an LLM ;)
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by zetaposter on Monday December 26, 2022 @04:53PM (#34142304)
Are you high?
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Re:Ask HN: What are you predictions for 2023? by escapecharacter on Tuesday December 27, 2022 @05:52PM (#34154949)
Are you not!?
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