Re:Geese return twice as quickly if you try to shoo them away
by bentobean on Sunday December 18, 2022 @08:37AM
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Perhaps. On the other hand, I choose to believe the geese return out of spite.
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Re:Geese return twice as quickly if you try to shoo them away
by Pigalowda on Sunday December 18, 2022 @09:11AM
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Indeed. It is important to leave as much poop on the walking paths as they can. Dropping density correlating directly with amount of food resources extracted also nicely correlates with spite. It’s good to maximize both before moving on to victimize the next territory and path.
Re:Geese return twice as quickly if you try to shoo them away
by 0xdeadfa65 on Sunday December 18, 2022 @11:08PM
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Thank you for the laugh. I’m not convinced though that this is not their though process.
Re:Geese return twice as quickly if you try to shoo them away
by dwhitney on Sunday December 18, 2022 @10:16AM
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This is the first time I’ve seen humor on this site. If I were you, I’d be afraid
Re:Geese return twice as quickly if you try to shoo them away
by xwdv on Sunday December 18, 2022 @10:57AM
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He won’t last very long here.
Re:Geese return twice as quickly if you try to shoo them away
by aliqot on Monday December 19, 2022 @11:49AM
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Every time Reddit alienates the top 5%, part of them flow here still peddling the memes and vestiges of the old dominion. Over time this sheds as they're welcomed into the fold, and we get a bit less staunch.
We accept you, one of us, one of us