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Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by bearmode on Friday December 16, 2022 @11:54AM (#34016883)
Maybe the novel's about the bears?
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Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by bryanrasmussen on Friday December 16, 2022 @12:20PM (#34017282)
Sadly the girl was not just any wanderer in the woods, she was the daughter of the psychotic and vengeful huntsman, thus began a game pitting bears and man in a contest for supremacy that would change the enchanted forest - forever.
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Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by AnimalMuppet on Friday December 16, 2022 @12:23PM (#34017326)
The bears being pursued by humans because they ate the girl, and therefore having to leave their nice home and live life on the run.
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Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by salawat on Saturday December 17, 2022 @12:59AM (#34025247)
Starring Liam Neeson as the hunter...

Goldilocks

They ate his little girl... Now he's pissed.

Coming to a theater near you.

Plot twist: Was a frame job by the Big Bad Wolf.

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