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Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by enkid on Friday December 16, 2022 @06:33AM (#34013410)
I mean, it doesn't leave much room for the rest of the novel, but maybe that's the point.
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by viridian on Friday December 16, 2022 @07:33AM (#34013865)
Makes for a good cold open where you want to inform the reader of some detail that the book's characters aren't privy to.
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by sph on Friday December 16, 2022 @08:31AM (#34014300)
It's very post-modern. You start with the ending, and then the rest of the book is how everything that happened led to her untimely demise.
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by permo-w on Friday December 16, 2022 @08:40AM (#34014367)
it’s barely post-modern. it’s a boring and overused tv plot technique that makes me groan whenever I come across it. build up excitement, tension, drama, create an interesting scene, then throw it all away with a “how did we get here” and a roll back in time
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by sph on Friday December 16, 2022 @08:44AM (#34014390)
Post-modernism is 50 years old, and refers to the modernity of the first half of that century. Of course it feels cliché and outdated in 2022.
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by rintakumpu on Friday December 16, 2022 @08:48AM (#34014415)
Yes. And I was so happy when Squid Game didn't do that.
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by BellsOnSunday on Friday December 16, 2022 @12:59PM (#34017820)
Yep. That's me. I bet you're wondering how I got myself into this situation...
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by willi59549879 on Friday December 16, 2022 @11:12AM (#34016225)
three weeks earlier... i don't like when stories start that way
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by bearmode on Friday December 16, 2022 @11:54AM (#34016883)
Maybe the novel's about the bears?
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by bryanrasmussen on Friday December 16, 2022 @12:20PM (#34017282)
Sadly the girl was not just any wanderer in the woods, she was the daughter of the psychotic and vengeful huntsman, thus began a game pitting bears and man in a contest for supremacy that would change the enchanted forest - forever.
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by AnimalMuppet on Friday December 16, 2022 @12:23PM (#34017326)
The bears being pursued by humans because they ate the girl, and therefore having to leave their nice home and live life on the run.
Re:Worst Opening Sentences of 2022 by salawat on Saturday December 17, 2022 @12:59AM (#34025247)
Starring Liam Neeson as the hunter...

Goldilocks

They ate his little girl... Now he's pissed.

Coming to a theater near you.

Plot twist: Was a frame job by the Big Bad Wolf.