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Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by throwawaylinux on Friday August 12, 2022 @03:13AM (#32435464)
Fox guarding the hen house seems like the English equivalent to that.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by 0898 on Friday August 12, 2022 @03:28AM (#32435534)
It's similar, but not quite equivalent.

The fox is malicious. It knows it will destroy the property, whereas the goat is happily oblivious to the destruction it brings.

Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by throwawaylinux on Friday August 12, 2022 @04:39AM (#32435932)
> is not just incompetent, but where he will actually cause damage - for instance because he has ulterior motives.

That made me think it was more. And anyway, as much as the fox does with chickens, the goat knows it will set about to kill and eat plants. There's no real reason to call the fox knowingly malicious and the goat not.

Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by 0898 on Friday August 12, 2022 @05:04AM (#32436093)
>There's no real reason to call the fox knowingly malicious and the goat not.

I think we imagine foxes to have a level of cunning that a placid goat lacks.

Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by chongli on Friday August 12, 2022 @06:32AM (#32436570)
Goats are anything but placid. They’re tricksters and bullies. They won’t hesitate to charge you from behind and knock you down. They will also happily chew on people’s clothing and long hair. Goats are jerks! They’re also just really funny and lovable.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by vitiral on Friday August 12, 2022 @09:30AM (#32438338)
Rascality and loveability are intertwined and inseparable
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by jknutson on Monday August 15, 2022 @03:47PM (#32474443)
And thank goodness for that, otherwise I would be completely insufferable ;-)
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by hutzlibu on Friday August 12, 2022 @05:46AM (#32436308)
Ha, you have not worked with goats before, have you?

Even some sheep like to sneak up and attack from behind. Goats even more so..

But sure most goats lack that bravery, but some have it and the cunning to attack and get to places they are not supposed to be.

Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by 0898 on Friday August 12, 2022 @02:47PM (#32442454)
Touché, I have zero experience of goats. Thanks for putting me right!
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by hinkley on Friday August 12, 2022 @09:44PM (#32446127)
While the fox features in a larger variety of animistic stories, the goat is not without its own set of parables.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by feet on Friday August 12, 2022 @05:16AM (#32436162)
Only because their prey has a nervous system
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by BadOakOx on Friday August 12, 2022 @04:58AM (#32436057)
In Hungarian, we mix the two of yours: Goat guarding the cabbage.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by juahan on Friday August 12, 2022 @08:22AM (#32437415)
In Finland we have almost exactly the same: Goat guarding the gabbage patch.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by mns on Friday August 12, 2022 @05:01AM (#32436070)
And to the right, we say "Let the wolf guard the sheep" :)
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by cmarschner on Friday August 12, 2022 @03:20AM (#32435501)
That seems to imply maliciousness on the fox‘ side. The goat is merely ignorant.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by lostlogin on Friday August 12, 2022 @03:56AM (#32435683)
Some goats are extremely malicious.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by atoav on Friday August 12, 2022 @05:09AM (#32436121)
Goats are fundamental anarchists. They are not evil, they just have a chaotic energy beyond comprehension.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by mechanical_bear on Friday August 12, 2022 @04:40AM (#32435938)
Yeah, you ever look at their evil little eyes. If that isn’t maliciousness distilled…
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by aitchnyu on Friday August 12, 2022 @05:34AM (#32436260)
And yet in this corner of India, some butchers blindfold goats since they can't proceed while looking them in their cute eyes.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by ngcc_hk on Friday August 12, 2022 @05:01AM (#32436069)
In fact that is why we call lucifer the goat-man, the joke in the tv series lucifer reason aside.
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by drjasonharrison on Friday August 12, 2022 @10:40AM (#32439363)
Or the goat is contained in too small of an area for too long. Much like an inexperienced person without supervision...
Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by redbar0n on Friday August 12, 2022 @04:43AM (#32435958)
Norwegian equivalent:

«To let the billy watch the sack of oats.»

A billy/buck goat is a male goat.

Re:Goat Rental – Hire Goats by hendrikrassmann on Friday August 12, 2022 @07:30AM (#32436919)
The German proverb is also about a "Bock", same word, same meaning.