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Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by tmlb on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @12:21AM (#31996677)
Would your answer change if you were stuck on the trolley quite literally for eternity, rather than just the remainder of your biological life?
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by makeitdouble on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @12:36AM (#31996771)
On a serious note, it feels worse in every case that the end of your life is in the hand of an external actor.

Best case scenario you can do what you want and deal with whatever urge you have at your pace. Worst case scenario you don't have agency, and just stay stuck suffering instead of dying. Personally I'd take the chance.

Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by s0teri0s on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @04:32AM (#31998271)
My response, to leave them there was based on 1) not taking lives as a result of my decision, and 2) if they're alive, they might eventually find a way to stop the trolley and get off. My choice gives them that chance, in my opinion.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by brewdad on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @01:45AM (#31997164)
Would it change if you were stuck on the trolley with the type of people that seem to occupy my city's transit now that fare enforcement no longer happens and no one is asked to leave the trolley at the end of the line?
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by red75prime on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @04:44AM (#31998345)
> stuck on the trolley quite literally for eternity

What "literally" means in this case? Am I completely certain that I'll be stuck on the trolley for eternity? I would think that I'm having a psychotic break and delay my decision.

Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by utucuro on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @07:57AM (#31999591)
Literally, as in, if a passenger finds a way of getting out of the trolley somehow, they will be put back in so the thought experiment can continue working as intended. Absurd amendment to an absurd trolley problem.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by red75prime on Thursday July 07, 2022 @03:58AM (#32011099)
That is I'm literally in a hell eternal. That will take time to sink in.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by ars on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @02:11AM (#31997341)
That depends - am I bored for eternity, or is there interesting stuff for me to do?
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by bobsmooth on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @03:06AM (#31997723)
You're stuck on a trolley.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by gwd on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @04:19AM (#31998172)
...but do I have an internet connection and a laptop? When they invent VR, can I have one of those?
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by darkerside on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @06:41AM (#31999091)
Passengers implies there are other people. Some find human interaction entertaining.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by ohgodplsno on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @08:24AM (#31999793)
Maybe, maybe not. You won't know until you're aboard the trolley.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by JonathanFly on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @12:31AM (#31996732)
If it were truly the one single opportunity I will ever have to choose to stop existing, it's a tougher choice for sure.

But on the other hand, I might be so curious about what in the heck happened in the world outside - the world that led to this universe where it will be impossible for me to die for eternity, and somehow I know this with absolute 100% certainty - that I still opt out.

Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by amelius on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @11:13AM (#32002201)
Well, perhaps it is not possible to die in this universe, and there are several takes on this idea, see e.g. quantum suicide on wikipedia, or perhaps time starts looping (e.g. you reincarnate as yourself), or perhaps you even reincarnate as somebody else (in the future or in the past). Remember: we know very little about what is time and consciousness.

The "you have solved philosophy" message at the end of the game is very far from the truth.

Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by thriftwy on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @02:42AM (#31997558)
If I live for an eternity I figure out how to make my own big bangs eventually, all while still being on the trolley.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by soco on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @04:52AM (#31998387)
Does the trolley have toilets?
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by addandsubtract on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @08:50AM (#32000089)
No, but it also doesn't have food or drinks. So where you're going, you won't need toilets.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by soco on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @12:12PM (#32003033)
It's gonna be a short eternity in that case...
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by runeks on Saturday July 09, 2022 @02:37PM (#32038022)
Why would I kill myself (or someone else) just because I’m granted eternal life? Seems absurd to me.

50 more years to live? Okay. 50+? Kill me immediately!