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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by hn_throwaway_99 on Thursday June 30, 2022 @11:29PM (#31941985)
Reminds me of one of my favorite King of the Hill episodes:

"Not dogs" are hot dogs made of tofu

Of course there is always "faux fu" for the tofu intolerant.

Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by PyWoody on Friday July 01, 2022 @10:31AM (#31946911)
I had no idea KoTH made that joke, too. I was raised by vegetarians and that's always what we called the meatless hot dogs. They were...not good.
Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by wumpus on Friday July 01, 2022 @03:36PM (#31951615)
"Not dogs" is an actual product from 1982.