Tokamak Energy sets a temperature record among commercial fusion companies

Re:Tokamak Energy sets a temperature record among commercial... by VectorLock on Sunday March 13, 2022 @06:43PM (#30666481)

Girls in bikinis don't want to sun themselves on a fusion reactor.

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Re:Tokamak Energy sets a temperature record among commercial... by jatone on Sunday March 13, 2022 @07:04PM (#30666647)

you just don't know the right girls.

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Re:Tokamak Energy sets a temperature record among commercial... by akomtu on Sunday March 13, 2022 @07:05PM (#30666652)

Sun is a fusion reactor, and they choose, quite rationally, that getting tanned on a big boat under a big reactor is way better than getting tanned on on a cheap bench with that microscopic reactor.

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Re:Tokamak Energy sets a temperature record among commercial... by fragmede on Sunday March 13, 2022 @09:38PM (#30667610)

I sense a future for the combination fusion reactor-tanning salon market.

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Re:Tokamak Energy sets a temperature record among commercial... by LargoLasskhyfv on Monday March 14, 2022 @04:08AM (#30669653)

Could be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_lightbulb

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Re:Tokamak Energy sets a temperature record among commercial... by willis936 on Sunday March 13, 2022 @10:19PM (#30667869)

I can see the tagline.

"Gamma ray tanning beds: illegal in 220 countries!"

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Re:Tokamak Energy sets a temperature record among commercial... by adhesive_wombat on Sunday March 13, 2022 @06:46PM (#30666492)

To be fair, you do get a better tan with a fission reactor.

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